The first day of legal weed sales in Chicago featured a 6am starting time. "Everyone was happy and optimistic." One local said. However, some thought the waiting in the cold for weed could have been the primary reason for the multiple dead, frozen stoners on the sidewalk. "It's a risk we all take man. Like living...you never know...what could, like happen you know?" Hipsters are by and large ignoring the legal weed dispensaries because they prefer the old school way of almost getting shot, dealing with paranoia and having a relationship with the seller on a personal basis. Lisa Marken, 26 who identifies as a malfunctioning ceiling fan compared the usage of the dispensaries to the modern preference for digital music over record players that even her grandparents were tired of.
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