Okay let me get a few things out of the way. This game looks terrible, the sound is terrible, the game play is repetitive and most of what you've heard about it is true. It is a bad game. Having this game stored away in your house is like having a secret room in your basement where all you do is slowly mash your thumb into the sharp end of thumb tacks. It's a strange thing to do for fun is all I'm saying.
That being said, the only important factor in games is having fun. I will likely repeat that again somewhere else. I never got into rhythm games because I didn't think they were fun. Mostly because I didn't have anyone to play them with, because I am not fun. I had a good deal of fun playing this terrible game, and it didn't cost me much. It's not my new favorite game or something like that. That would be like if I went soul searching for a purpose in life and decided to play darts professionally. Except Far Cry: Vengeance is a way better time than darts.
So I already told you the game was bad and that means that you shouldn't play it right? Wrong. I think everyone that has a Wii and likes shooters should try this game out once. It is actually fun if you come into it just wanting to point and shoot. Yes there are plenty of other games out there and the Wii is old as shit anyway. Most of you already sold yours anyway. I'm not recommending that you buy it back just to play this mess, but if you still have the console, this would not be a bad pickup. Deciding to ignore critics and to just play games for purely for the experience of playing games is a liberating experience. It's like going on a walk in your neighborhood and then stumbling onto ancient Mayan ruins. Maybe other people knew they were there, but you didn't and now you've experience them for yourself. It's exciting and reminds me of being a kid again.
The key to playing and enjoying any Wii shooter is to understand that you aren't really waving a gun and knife around or whatever the game has. You are propping your arm with the Wii mote on your leg or the arm of a comfortable chair. This method will allow for accurate rooty tooty point and shooty. This technique will make you feel like you have the arcade at your place. The arcade is fun, so Far Cry: Vengeance is fun. I was in one of the sections where you shoot a bunch of guys as they run at you, and it wasn't hard at all. The difficulty is pretty low. But you are still a guy with a machine gun, gunning down endless numbers of standard bad guys. I just really enjoy that as a concept I guess. In a world where people will kill each other for attention, I just want a peanut butter and banana sandwich. Far Cry: Vengeance is not quite good enough for me to add the banana to the equation but is a solid peanut butter sandwich in it's own right.
Having the arcade at my place is the whole reason why I never really moved on from the Wii. I never really moved on from a lot of things including the few unlucky girls that have loved me. So that makes me a lonely grown man playing with something intended for a child while hoping for a call to come from more successful and more talented women that I basically swindled into bed once upon a time. It might seem like I have a really negative outlook on things but that's just because I do. Getting to know me is like starting a new job and then remembering how much you hate work.
The main character and the story exist in Far Cry: Vengeance and that's about it. I haven't been paying attention to the that because that isn't what the experience is about for me. But it is pretty funny to see a game try the minimum amount to convey a story to us, the players. The protagonist is douchie and lame and I had a great time laughing at him and the super evil guy that we are supposed to be desperate to defeat. There is a broad in the story too, but whatever you know. Last pro tip for your sanity, do not try to zoom in with the scope of the sniper rifle. It will not go well. Just rename this game in your head to machine gun man the game.
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