The Answers: What Does LMAO Mean?

LMAO means laughing my ass off. LMFAO means laughing my fucking ass off. I saw that these questions get searched a lot so I wanted to give an answer. Other people have surely answered this question elsewhere, but now I have answered it too. Maybe doing so will lend a level of credibility to my site that will make people say "The comedy apprentice is somebody you, yes you! Can rely on." Once that level of credibility is established I will make my upload schedule go to shit. You will come to expect me to post at random times on random days. It will be like responses from your distant mother, always when you don't have the time and never when you do. When my erratic bullshit has surely burnt down everything that I hoped and dreamed of creating on here I will look back and say, "Answering the lmao question is where I went wrong. So great was my hubris at being able to answer one small question. That arrogance ultimately designed my demise. Now I just mix drinks at work and then come home and speed-run Red Steel from 2006 on the Wii...a better game than most people think."