Mindfulness is a trick that some people practice to make them forget how shit their lives are. The same results can be achieved more efficiently ...with marijuana.
Trump could get impeached but that won't change the fact that Hairy Potter, Lord of The Rings and Star Wars are all overrated as fuck.
Searching for meaning to your life will...make you unhappy. Bears don't stress about having overslept for several months at a time. Neither do they stress about overeating for most, if not all of their lives. Bears are basically a fat, happy American. So have a burger you uptight, usually self righteous millennials.
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