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The Answers: What is an Incel?
An incel is a member of an online community of young men who do not believe that they can attract women. They don't date and they are usually hostile towards sexually active men and women. Okay, these fuckers are scary. Burger King will put some real dumb dumbs in the facing the public positions. It doesn't take much to make that cut. But these guys are the ones that are so socially retarded and horrendous to deal with that they cannot be trusted to communicate with any human being. So BK and lot's of other places hide them somewhere away from the world so that they can make their pay and not disturb anyone. The name and the general concept is this in=involuntarily and cel= celibate. So incels are involuntarily celibate. This is a concept that is foreign to me and to most people I think. It sounds like something I would have thought of before my first real girl friend. In that it's immature and ridiculous. There really is somebody out there for everybody, whether you're involuntarily a cyclops or have chronic bad breath or anything else that is relatively in the same ball park. I know this to be true because the most ripped black dudes in the world date the fattest white women in existence. I see giant nerdy fat guys whose only personality traits are: has beard, will drink beer. These guys routinely have some smokin' peace of ass around. Well, maybe not always, but they do get laid. Anybody can get laid and if you are on a legendarily cold streak or you're just lazy like me, hire a prostitute! The world is a much more simple place than the incels think it is. If you wanna get laid, go get laid.
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