1. In an honesty poll, day time TV hosts, your lawyer and self help gurus were voted to be the most honest people in our lives. The only participates in the poll were the distant acquaintances that try to talk you into their latest pyramid scheme on Facebook.
2. Hypnosis is trending up right now with some cash only practitioners willing to perform the service in your own home, or pretty much anywhere. Some participants claim that they have experienced great spiritual journeys while being hypnotized. However, the police maintain that this new trend is the easiest way to get yourself raped.
3. Opening up to your family about your mental illness struggles has been voted the number one way to find out which members of your family are fucking retarded. Not surprisingly, the number one result was the child rapist preacher in your family.
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