The Answers: How Do I Follow Blogs?

Really the only blog in existence that you should follow is mine. This one, the one that you're on. It's perfect in every way. It's funny and it gives real world, practical advice such as "Stay away from eugenicists", "Don't make the Nazi's mad" and "Never take advice." So the way to subscribe to this most perfect of blogs is to look to the right of the page on my home page. Then scroll down till you see the total page views number. There will be a subscribe button there. You can use this button and the services affiliated with it to subscribe to my blog. Alternatively, you can scroll to the bottom of my home page and subscribe via email. I recommend this method as  email has been around long enough that I trust it as a service. I am paranoid about Facebook and social media in general. But I'm also paranoid in general. But you already knew that didn't you? Didn't you!! That's it, I'm locking my doors and turning out the lights. No posts till the end of next month! 

The following of a WordPress blog is similar. There will be some form of a subscribe button or follow button somewhere on the blog's homepage. Sometimes you will be prompted to subscribe before you have even read the content that you have clicked on. Which kind of defeats the purpose of writing the content. Because I might have gone looking for your follow button if you let me read the content that I wanted to read. But you fucking interrupted me on my way with your fucking prompt. Now I'll never know if Nazi's built a hideaway in Antarctica that they used to launch themselves into space. All because you couldn't wait one fucking second to tell me to subscribe so that you can flood my inbox with opportunities to spend money on your shit. I want to do well too you know. I can't just buy whatever you email me. I need to have a savings account worse than I need a promotional new business opportunity that I'll have to pay to join for some reason. 

So there you go, all the answers you could possibly dream of for this topic. Since I have so expertly and eloquently written this post I am sure that all who read it will then subscribe to experience more of my flawless writing. For that I am eternally grateful that you all will be eternally grateful to have my writing sent straight to your inbox.