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The Answers: What Does Ketosis Feel Like?
Ketosis feels like the Flu. I tried the keto diet a while back and for 2 weeks I was down right religious about it. Never cheating, no sugar, no carbs or under the required amount of carbs. I gotta say, it was totally awful. I've rarely felt worse in my life. The headaches were absurd, the sleep was shitty and the aches and pains made me feel like a complete moron for even trying the diet. There was also this strange feeling in the back of my throat the entire time that I was on the diet that made me feel like I was always about to throw up. I did throw up too! Probably 4 or 5 times in just two weeks. It was miserable. I did shed weight but I couldn't sustain the diet so I ended up gaining it back. I really just tried the diet out because I like to try new things. For example, I recently just bought a palm reading guide that I'll probably be reviewing on this site. So look forward to that expert analysis that I am known for in all literary circles. I have mentioned before that I don't care how I look. But that's not actually true, I want to look unapproachable. As long as I can sustain that, I don't much care for the other details.
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