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The Answers: What Do I Look Like?
The simple answer, most would think, is to look in a mirror. But this doesn't always give people the right information. There are plenty of people in the world with BDD which is short for body dysmorphic disorder. You'll need to see a psychiatrist to get over that one if you have an obsessive perceived flaw with your body. If you're asking what do I look like? As in, does my appearance have similarities to other people, places or things. Well, that's a great opportunity. Maybe it's time for your own custom clothes and tattoos based on what you want to look like. A haircut similar to your favorite celebrity or some shit like that. Looks aren't all that important if you have someone that loves you. Now you could be like me, without that person. But it still doesn't matter too much because people can love almost anyone. So if you want me to tell you what you look like, well, probably fine. You probably look fine and if you don't, don't send me evidence to the contrary. I want to imagine that you're fine. Oh you think I'm hiding from the truth by not wanting to be exposed to the harsh realities of the world? Yes, I am. You nailed it. Let's all be fine or pretend like we're fine.
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