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The Answers: What Does asmr Mean?
Asmr stands for autonomous sensory meridian response. What it feels like is a tingling sensation that starts on the scalp and then travels to the neck and upper spine. When you watch videos on YouTube with asmr in the title it means that you are wasting your life. I should make a video on YouTube about how to not waste your life. The advice I would give in it wouldn't be very helpful as I don't know how to avoid wasting your life. I just do it so naturally. Asmr stuff creeps me out, it's always awkward whispering, clicking, lisping words and other weird scrapey noises. But some people love it. I clicked one video of asmr typing noises in order to experience it for myself and now my feed is covered up in them. Thanks YouTube. Most people who love asmr recommend you wear headphones in order to get the real experience. I don't wear headphones for noises that aren't music unless it's to better listen to two blonde bimbos eating each other's muff in a low definition video. I prefer to have this experience in the handicap stall of a Wal-Mart bathroom, but that's just me.
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