2. Antagonistic typist prone to pushing buttons.
3. A man was shot in the head outside of Asheville, NC. His surgeon said the patient is finding it difficult to be mindful.
4. Body building professional eaters are finding buffets to be the best place to get buffull.
5. Confused child wondering what inner city town is father hood.
6. Having a scheduled "worry time" is the new best identifier for deciding which guy you're not going to fuck.
7. "How human are you?" found to be the most offensive thing to ask your computer.
8. Asking your boss "Wanna fuck?" has been found to be the number 1 way to end your employment as a plumber.
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