Jokes: 3 World Changing Headlines

1. In an effort to increase sales and therefore opportunities for girl scouts to even greater heights, girl scout cookies will now be sold with marijuana gummies and pot brownies. Girl Scouts of America is moving to hire as many former marijuana dealing ex-cons as possible for consultation services.  

2. 100% of doe eyed, cocky, basic bitch college sluts at some point will decide to be teachers. 99% of them will become waitresses, bartenders and the hotter ones, pole dancers.  

3. American politicians today en masse admitted that the whole thing is a charade in order to get elected and to get power. That none of them really care about the American public or any kind of public for that matter. "We would just assume eat the babies as to kiss them in front of a camera." - Joe Biden, former Vice President.