The Answers: How to Smoke Cracker Sized Bologna

This is a post about how to smoke crack. Code names are important in the underground. Oh wait, you really wanna know about smoking bologna? Okay sure, I think I can cover that. You're going to need a smoker. So you can have your own smoker for like 55 usd. How they work is that you pack the lower rack with wood chips and then light them on fire...I think. You put the bologna on the upper rack and then close the hatch...I think. You can also slice up the bologna into small little cracker sized shapes before you smoke them...yeah, I'm pretty sure about that part. To be honest, I've never used a smoker before. I don't own a smoker, nor will I ever. I do buy a good deal of bologna. I love it on whole wheat bread with olive oil mayo and creamy horseradish. So damn good. I bet it would be even better if the bologna was smoked, so somebody should really make a YouTube video on that. Actually, seems like this dude knows how, so check him out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXqmpPk5IRk.