Shot Glass Thought: Trump Responds to Embassy Attack

President Trump deployed more troops to the middle east after an attack on a US Embassy. No deaths or casualties were reported on either side, much to the disappointment of the president. "Knew they were pussies." Trump was reported to have muttered to himself upon receiving news of the attack. The president was reported to have then politely issued a statement to the various leaderships of the attacking parties through clandestine channels that there actions were unwarranted, reckless and would result in Nuclear Holocaust if they do not immediately stand down. "Above all else, I will dine on your radiated corpses if you so much as look at my embassy the wrong way." Experts worry that this course of action might escalate the already high tensions internationally to which the president replied: "Knew you guys were pussies."