It means that you are on the internet watching cat videos far too often. Since cat's are lazy, cute and vicious killers, dreaming about one could also mean that you having been dealing with a woman. If you dream of a cat and mouse sleeping together it means that are letting the woman in your life get too close and in about 6 months time you be begging for an annulment. If your dream is about beating a cat, then you are sexually frustrated. This tidbit comes to us from the storied psychological halls of rap music in the form of "I beat the pussy up". You may know the phrase from the highly commendable collaboration between LoveRance and 50 Cent.
If you dream about a screaming cat then perhaps you are a sleep walker and you have accidentally stepped on the tail of your kitty. If you are a pregnant mother dreaming of a screaming cat then it is a reminder that your pussy will be screaming when you hatch your baby. Dreaming about being bitten by a cat can symbolize that cats are disloyal little shits and can turn violent toward you after only a few pets. This most important truth should never waiver from your mind when dealing with cats. They are treacherous little crazies that lure you in with cuteness and send you away with scratch marks.
If you dream about a talking cat, but realize that you aren't dreaming, then you have taken LSD and your name is Alice. If you dream of multiple cats surrounding you it means that you are a pimp and the hoes are out to get you. Dreaming about a giant cat cuddling with you after a long journey through the woods means that you have a fanciful imagination and now you have to go back to the drudgery of every day life.
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