How different would pulled pork be if they supplemented the protein in it with a pound of crushed up ants? Does anyone out there eat smoked ant on the regular and think it's a delicacy? If we could take the super strength of ants and add it to our own DNA without acquiring any other antiness, that would be pretty dope. I'd go back to working construction and make a fortune without ever breaking a sweat. I'd eat pulled pork everyday and never get fat because having super strength is probably great for your metabolism. Some people would argue that we would be tampering with what it means to be human, but that really doesn't matter when you have super strength. The new age philosophy of the ant human hybrids would be "Fuck your existentialism, there are things to pick up and put down." I'm imagining Arnold Schwarzenegger in a toga outside his mansion which is actually just a giant ant hill. Anyway, back to your regularly scheduled life.
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