Hey look why can't people that don't want to be friends anymore just say it instead of waiting it out for the other person to stop caring? You don't ever have time to hang out even though we live in the same city and you don't have a job. Why can't you just say, "You hurt my feelings too often and I think you're a creep. This friendship is over." I would really really respect your right to be an oversensitive pussy. At least there is no front to your pussiness. You are an honest pussy. I think that I should've been an honest pussy when my father asked me why I didn't want to play football anymore. But I was a lying pussy. I said I just thought soccer required more skill. I was actually just interested in the lack of concussions in soccer.
You won't express what's really bothering you. You'd rather just be passive aggressive and a jerk to me instead of talking it out like real men and women. Actually now that I think of it, you'd be totally down for screaming in my face about my penis, money or hopes and dreams. Ineffective screaming matches are your specialty. You never run out of energy when verbally assaulting me is the exercise. Though your fat ass could use a great deal more of actual exercise. Another of your favorites is to tell me that I'm not funny or creative. But that doesn't hurt my feelings even though you think it will. If anyone should know how unfunny I am, it's me. I know that I am only funny about 2% of the time and maybe less. It is only God and I that see how much unusable garbage I pen down. So you can tell everyone that I'm an unfunny hack. They won't read my comedy anyway!
The people I'm talking about are called narcissists by psychologists, and cunts by the rest of us. I haven't noticed if there are more male or female cunts. But there are a lot of them in both categories. We should all look out for cunts so that we can shame and disown them as vehemently as possible. However, most women will date them instead of a perfectly suitable nerd on the grounds that the cunt that they've chosen is not a nerd. Anything but a nerd.
I have seen a cunt that was friends with a perfectly fine girl cut ties, and then that nice girl went into a cocoon of cuntiness and emerged as a cunt with colorful wings. The colorful wings were the good traits about the girl she used to be that kept me coming back for more punishment from the actual cunt that she became. All the while, I've been the same guy. I was an annoying, hard working balding guy when they both met me. Now I am a hard working, annoying bald guy. The core aspects that make up the man are still in place. The aspects that make up the first and the new cunt are the only aspects that I'll remember about either of them.
Well go on thinking you are the lord of swag or however you see yourself. Tell them about your contributions to modern space craft design you middle manager loser. You got a degree, some of you got multiple degrees in stuff that you don't intend to even do with your life. The real mission that you're on is not forensic science or great business success, it's to tell everyone how great you are, or how much of a victim you've been. Go ahead an discard me like the trash that I am. Most of you are so clueless that you'd drop a fortune shopping at a fire sale in the snake oil shop. "It's great for your skin and hair" you say as you rub the useless shit all over yourself. If comedy doesn't work out I'm going to go into the snake oil business. Also known as the beauty industry, also known as the useless shit industry.
I have remorse for you. Who really likes you? Your mom and dad? Sure. Your siblings definitely do not. They tolerate you at best. The only person that could actually love you for who you are walks on four legs and licks his own asshole. With the same tongue that "kisses" your face when you get home to gripe about your long hard day of being a cunt.
No matter how good I get at identifying these time wasting retards, I'm sure one of them will do this to me again one day. Piss me off and waste my time that is. They always turn out to be incredibly shallow and stupid, so maybe I should just keep wearing used clothes and not socializing. If I had a nice suit, one of these charmers would kill me for it and then rob my grave for the suit. After having fake cried all through the ceremony. Ultimately, these failed friends are left alone by the same restraint that kept me from caring when my gay ass teammates were slapping each other and occasionally me with towels in the locker room. When I quickly got changed and hurried out of the locker room I always thought "Is it worth it to keep dealing with this stupidity?" It most certainly wasn't then and it's not with fake friends either.
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