This is a movie where three morally indefensible morons try to rob a somewhat relatable, evil old jizz monster that attacks using echo location. Basically, it's the Daredevil movie that we didn't know that we wanted.
There isn't too much about the three morons to like. They are criminals because they don't want to actually work for what they want, same as all criminals. The jizz monster wants to resurrect his daughter with his old man spunk or something like that, you'll see if you check it out. The only thing I find to be questionable about the movie is that the old man/jizz monster's hair never changes. He was perfect hair from the start to the finish of the movie. What kind of lonely, old, blind insane person has perfect hair? Kinda took me out of the experience honestly.
I found the story to be exactly what it should be, horrifying and terrible, but plausible. The movie was intense and full of scares. The movie showed the descent into madness that would happen if you surfed the internet exclusively by clicking on ads. That isn't what happened in the movie, but the madness that you would achieve would be comparable.
If you take this movie too seriously then you will never trust old blind men again. And that's not good for the world. You also won't trust young criminals. Which you shouldn't do anyway especially if you happen to be related to them. You getting robbed and having your heart broken is not good for the world either. Nobody perfectly copes with what happens to them. You are gonna take it out on someone and I think everyone at your workplace would prefer to avoid that experience altogether.
I felt bad for the morons for allowing themselves to make such terrible decisions. You should never make the decision to be a criminal. You can always learn how to be the coolest guy or gal in any town, the bartender. As long as there are bars and people going into them you will be needed and compensated well. So be the bartender in some town if you are thinking about being the criminal instead. Being a criminal will get you fucking killed. Alternatively, you could dress up like a detective and hunt for ghosts on an internet show. That was my backup plan for when I was becoming a bartender.
I really enjoyed this movie and give it my full recommendation. You should watch this movie if you're a horror fan. If your favorite genre is meditation instructional videos and you picked this up by accident, thinking that it was an instruction on coping with anxiety, then put it back down on purpose.
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This is the movie if I've somehow convinced you to give it a shot
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