The life coaching industry should be ignored and boycotted by everyone the world over. I do not care about the testimonials, I do not care about what it's done for people. I take one look at the garbage and I can tell you now that it's just a main entree of wish fulfillment with a side of dopamine. All this stupid trash is, is a way for people to make a lot of money by making people feel good for a few hours. They try to do the stuff that they experience in the event, realize that none of it works, and then go to another event because it felt too good last time to have been the fault of the information. It's just the listener that has it all wrong, not the performer. Going to see some loud jack ass like Tony Robbins is the same as using heroin tablets as your adblocker for all your problems. The heroin might make you feel good now, but eventually you will need a lot more of it, and by the time needles are involved your problems will be too big to be blocked.
I don't, and the rest of the world doesn't need some moron who really only knows one thing and that's marketing, to tell us how to live. Nobody can deny a true master. Whatever it is that you want to start doing, start doing it, and at some point if you've done enough of it, you'll be a master at it. Nobody will refuse to pay the ultimate wood carving master for hyper realistic wood carvings of bears. I might want to become the ultimate colored pencil illustrator. But if I spend my time looking for the best deal on dollar store hats, then I'll have less time to put into the colored pencil mastery. It works just like that, figure out what you want to do, start doing it, and then never stop. At some point along the way you get paid really well. You don't need some guy in his late fifties yelling at you about goals and visualization in order for you to get good at something. I guess the other thing Robbins is good at is looking younger than he is. But if he's 59 like I think that I read that he is, then his dick doesn't even really work on it's own anymore. Ever thought about that for mister hyper masculine fantasy?
I am more likely to fire a harpoon gun at my laptop screen than I am to invest myself in a life coach training program. I would rather build a scale model of the Burj Dubai out of torn Pokemon cards and worn out tractor tires. How many people that go to those dumb ass life coaching events actually benefit from it other than they feel pretty good for a little while? I never feel good at all. I take pills to keep from wanting to off myself more than I already do. Feeling hyped up like maniac out in public would just be an inconvenience to me as I would rather not feel anything than to have to feel something and then go back to feeling nothing.
Maybe there is a true believer out there that thinks going to one of these events would do me a lot of good as I seem to be a bit depressed. "It totally cured my depression and the depression of everyone there dude. You seem like a hater, maybe you should try something new." No I shouldn't because I'm already doing the thing that I want to do with my life. I already have a good job that I enjoy. My brain does not work correctly. It doesn't want me to be happy. Expecting some fucktard in a nice suit to know more than the many doctors that I've seen over the years is patently insane. I do not need to be made excited about a life that I already know that I won't be excited about. I need an effective microwave to reheat meals that I take home from work. I don't need to move to a residence near a tropical island so that I can pan fry my eggs over an erupting volcano every morning. Excitement does not equal productivity.
So maybe these fucking twats that call themselves life coaches have helped a few people. I wonder if they could stay in business if all the people that they didn't help got refunds. I'd say probably not. If you're not religious then get your wisdom from philosophy. If you are religious then get your wisdom from your sacred text and philosophy. You will find that both can be very helpful. Nowhere in any of those books will you see lines that read "This is the beginner salvation package. It's good, you'll learn a lot from it and it will guarantee you a pretty good spot in heaven. But the elite level salvation package will give you everything that you need to ascend directly to your mansion that rests in the same neighborhood as the big G himself." Wisdom does not come with a price tag that keeps changing and escalating. Wisdom is a one time fee for something that you have to break down and synthesize for yourself.
Because the life coach industry makes all of it's money on manipulating people into feeling emotions and then charging them for the privilege, the emotion I feel towards it is anger. It's a stupid waste of money. It's the kind of loud, obnoxious, social presence that occupies a tiny part of my subconscious as I go through life. It would be like if I owned a van with a DVD player in it and was watching The Little Mermaid while driving down the highway with my proverbial kids. Cruising down the highway, singing along with the kids and then I get cut off my some knuckle dragging imbecile that has the gall to honk at me and shoot me the bird even though he was so clearly in the wrong. I was doing just fine until your stupid loud ass cut me off. Now I'll have to put the kids to bed early so that I can drink 6 rounds of Scotch while I mutter to myself about how I would've wooped the guy's ass if he would've jumped out of his car. The same is true for life coaching, it's a stupid waste of time and I only know about it because it's been in my way before.
Normally with this kind of thing and with basically every perspective that I have on just about anything. My advice is to do whatever you like, I don't care what other people do, I just do whatever I want and I think everyone should do the same thing. But I'm not going to recommend that for self help horse shit or life coaching nonsense. I think both should be boycotted and ignored. If you already know what you want to do with your life and you start doing it while also never stopping. What more do you need? If you want a little bit of excitement in your life but you don't want to actually change yourself for the better then save your money that you were going to spend on the Robbins event and just watch a run of the mill horror movie instead. You can addict yourself to something expensive, like going to life help bull shit or you could addict yourself to something cheap like measuring the full length of all your finger and toe nail clippings after a single month. Both expenditures of time would be equally beneficial to your life.
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