Shot Glass Thought: Honey Mustard and Your Wife

So chicken nuggets, tenders and even a whole leg or breast can be dipped in honey mustard. Honey mustard is delicious and this fact cannot be refuted. But chicken biscuits, those crackers that come in a blue box with chickens on it are not honey mustard material. Yes my favorite snacks are all stuff that your grandparents ate. I also eat those Laura Lynn Orange Slices that don't really have a taste beyond hint of orange and squishy sugar chunk.  It's deceptive because you'd think if all these other chicken products work well with honey mustard, then surely chicken crackers will too. But honey mustard is your girl after she becomes your wife, thicc. Some brands of honey mustard are thicc like your wife after she becomes a mother, fat. Only differences are that you can steal eat fat honey mustard and it's still sweet. Neither can be said about your wife.

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