So there are apparently two types of computer hackers. One hacks because they are a criminal and the other one hacks in an attempt to make the security of a business or government office more secure. But they kind of both do that anyway right? I still think that the personality types of the two have to at least be somewhat similar. When I think of a hacker I imagine a guy in a hoodie that always sits at a computer in the dark. He collects weird stuff like eye lashes or something. He might be watching me type this through my webcam right now. At any second he could start editing my posts and pasting the word dick every other five words in all my posts. If you're thinking about doing that hacker man then please refrain.
This is a world where everything is in computers, eventually we'll receive emails with food attachments that we can download and actually eat. What could be more powerful in this kind of setting than being able to make a computer that's not yours, tell you everything that you want to know? Hackers are scary man. I should see if I can't meet a few and become really tight friends with them. Send them a new hoodie and some of those glasses that protect your eyes from computer screens for Christmas. If a hacker dies at his/her computer in their hoodie, but they become a ghost, could the hoodie go on hacking without the hacker? A floating hoodie hacker that said "wooooooo" every now and again, sounds like a Scooby Doo premise.
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