I've really taken to stretching my hands. I enjoy doing it because it helps me to comfortably produce lot's of content and it feels good. You would think at first glance that bending your fingers backwards towards your chest would not feel good, but it's the kind of thing that you warm up to. It's just one of those simple human experiences that kind of complement your existence. It will be like in the future when my hands get melted off in a space ship incident, I'll be able to have robotic hands put on. I'll be able to say "well at least I don't have to stretch them anymore." The robotically enhanced hands will help me but they won't make what it is to be human any different. I'll probably be able to enjoy Niagara Falls the same amount, robotic hands or nah. But yeah, stretching them and having them sore from time to time doesn't make me want to melt them off my any means. At some point I'll be doing stand up and I don't want to be the guy with a headset and two nubs. Always making awkward sex jokes. Although I'll definitely be making awkward sex jokes, just not the kind where I'm putting one of my nubs up some broad's cunt.
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