I want to meet people that have interesting career changes like factory worker for general motors to massage therapist. The thought processes of people who are able to change from one extreme to another and display adequate competency in either would be fascinating interviews. Or maybe they would bore me to death because I am expecting there to be a "Take this steering column and shove it, I'm gonna rub shoulders from now on." Maybe it went like "I always loved cars until I realized I could make the same living by smearing cream on naked women. That seemed like a pretty good deal." Let's say that it's a woman that wants to change from massage therapist to Ford motor maker. She'd say something like "Well smearing cream on wrinkly old men was okay for a while, but I got a bit tired of all the solicitation for sexual favors."
I've never had a massage and I'm not sure that I ever will. I wouldn't mind giving massages, but I don't want any part of me massaged unless it's my wang. No pda, if you're touching me then it should be leading up to something. If I'm touching you, it could be whatever I don't really care. Not like I'm going to develop feelings for you anyway. "Why are you such an asshole?" I don't really know...but you can leave now. "I could have left at any time, but I stayed because I care for you. Don't you see that??" Barf, barf, etc. It's been a few minutes now and I'm realizing that I'm definitely off topic. This could be cue to get back on topic but I think I'll just dip out here and have some depression ice cream. I prefer Oreo or orange creamcicle tubs to help divert me from the ever encroaching abyss.
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