Comedy Story: The Mayor is Into Extortion

So this mayor in Massachusetts has been arrested for accepting bribes and taking extortion money from a bunch of marijuana businesses in his city. He gave them the official letters that they needed to get started and then they gave him fuck tons of cash. Now it is looking like he is going to have to pay for his shady dealings. Similarly, I have spent a lot of time and energy making good friends with a group of girls that I met at work. So we all make mistakes.  

The mayor was elected when he was 23 years old, but he looks like a toddler in a suit. The guy is only 1 year older than me. Even though I look like I'm 25 years older than him. So he's a better looking, higher profile loser, whereas I'm more local. You might think that this scandal is the kind of thing that will ruin his political career, but by today's standards it will probably propel him to the presidency.

Extortion is a fucking misdemeanor. The law says that when a government official abuses their position of power in order to get rich quick, this is extortion. Usually that's what it means, I'm not a lawyer so don't trust me on that but that's what it seems like from what I read. There are people doing crazy amounts of time for drug trafficking and possession, but extortion is a fucking misdemeanor? It is well known among all living things that people who do drugs only do them because the police don't want them too. If the police didn't care, nobody would do drugs. But instead there are huge ass penalties for these practically harmless crimes whereas public officials can rob mother fuckers and get off with a misdemeanor. We don't need a cattle farmer to help us identify bull shit when it's as obvious as this.  

The lawyer in the picture is doing his most practiced "look like it's an injustice against my client" look. The fat on the bottom of the lawyer's neck looks like a flabby old cunt. I don't trust anybody in nice suits with perfect hair. I don't trust smelly hippies or religious people either. I don't trust anyone really. So, you can always trust me to be poorly informed and opinionated.  

This story makes me a bit angry, but looking that the little twat's picture makes me laugh. That is decidedly the face of somebody with severe little man disorder. A dead ringer for who I would expect to be a corrupt, young, useless, power hungry politician. Way to go electing this guy people of Massachusetts. Maybe he is a silver tongued devil and you just fell under his spell. I understand, all of the girls I've fallen in love with have married gay guys. So we all make mistakes. Although, they are all better dressed and more polite than me. And more loving too...maybe I'm the mistake? Moving on. 

The guy might not be guilty. He might be a perfectly innocent little angel the way his mother always wanted. So I don't want to totally condemn the guy, though it may be too late for that seeing as this is the ending paragraph of the post. The ending of my post does not spell the ending of anything significant in this world. Take death for example, in real life once you reach death, that's the end. But in a political career, which is not really real life, you can reach death many times. As long as you can afford a legal defense, your zombie ass career can keep busting out of the grave time after time. 

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Click here if you think my definition for extortion was a bit iffy: https://legal-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/extortion

Click here to read the story about the mayor who was into extortion: https://www.omaha.com/news/nation/the-latest-mayor-defiant-after-extortion-bribery-arrest/article_daa44a76-d9b7-51a5-87e9-10d0884c3ec5.html

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