I had drank my 9th and 10th drinks of the day during the viewing of this movie. That was awhile ago. So my memory on this might be a bit shaky. Anyway Arnold Swartzawhatever goes back in time to try and cockblock our hero of the story, your friend, an actual mother fucker. Mfer is sent from the future to impregnate the mother of his friend so that they can all save the world. The mother is the actual hero of the story but I don't want to give too much away for the folks like me that are clueless to the pop culture that we are all supposed to have seen. By the way the LOR movies are boring, bloated garbage. More on that some other time. Star Wars is pretty shit too. And I don't like the Marvel movies really.
The indestructibility of the Terminator is pretty awesome to watch. There is some stop motion in the film, I am always in favor of that. The romance doesn't seem unrealistic or really all that creepy in spite of my plot synopsis. The music is good, the action is great and the characters are really interesting. If I had to come to terms with being the savior of all mankind then I would probably kill myself or hide in a bear cave in the mountains. I don't have heroic aspirations to say the least. Anyway it's a great film and if you haven't seen it then see it.
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Movie Review: Rosemary's Baby (1968)
This movie is the ultimate study of paranoia and subtle horror. Maybe there are better examples of subtlety in horror movies but I can't think of one right now. There are so many violations of trust in this movie, so many situations that make you question whether there is a conspiracy or if Rose, the main character is just losing it. The paranoia and isolation of the film bothered me so much the first time that I saw it that I didn't sleep well for about 3 days.
If this movie accurately portrays what it was like to be a woman in the 60's, and I wouldn't know. I was neither woman nor existing in the 1960's. I am not well read on the societal pressures of women in any time period. Because if you have the free will to decide what you want to read, why on Earth would you read that shit? What I'm getting at is that everything I've learned about the world since my high school graduation has come from news headlines, horror movies and jokes. So I'm basically this timeline's contemporary Socrates.
So I don't know what it's like to be a woman, be abused by a romantic partner, that's in this movie btw, and I don't appreciate proper study material. These are the things that I've learned about myself from watching this movie again and writing about it. I watched it with two of my best friends and they were really into the movie. Scared the shit out of both of them the way that it did me on my first go round. So I recommend the movie, but if you've been abused by a partner or if you suffer some serious paranoia, then maybe give this one a pass. I think it could lose it's entertainment value for someone with that background. Anyway, much love and I'll see you all on the next one.
If this movie accurately portrays what it was like to be a woman in the 60's, and I wouldn't know. I was neither woman nor existing in the 1960's. I am not well read on the societal pressures of women in any time period. Because if you have the free will to decide what you want to read, why on Earth would you read that shit? What I'm getting at is that everything I've learned about the world since my high school graduation has come from news headlines, horror movies and jokes. So I'm basically this timeline's contemporary Socrates.
So I don't know what it's like to be a woman, be abused by a romantic partner, that's in this movie btw, and I don't appreciate proper study material. These are the things that I've learned about myself from watching this movie again and writing about it. I watched it with two of my best friends and they were really into the movie. Scared the shit out of both of them the way that it did me on my first go round. So I recommend the movie, but if you've been abused by a partner or if you suffer some serious paranoia, then maybe give this one a pass. I think it could lose it's entertainment value for someone with that background. Anyway, much love and I'll see you all on the next one.
Movie Review: Doctor Sleep (2019)
This movie featured several re-creations of scenes from The Shining(1980). Those scenes felt like cheap knockoffs. In the same way that a similar looking actor dressed as Jack Torrance and looking like Jack Torrance still has nowhere near the impact of actual Jack Torrance.
The main problem with this film is that it succeeds as a spooky ghost tale but not much else. It is not a classic and it diminishes the shine, pun intended, of the original film. This movie is more like King's writing and less like Kubrick's film. Which is why it is just an entertaining spook fest and not a masterpiece.
My opinion on this movie and pretty much most opinions of this movie really comes down to who you like more: King or Kubrick. I prefer Kubrick's work overall. Sure Doctor Sleep follows some of the plot points of Kubrick's film more than the original novel. But it still lacks the subtlety and dread of the masterpiece. Steam eating ghouls that can be killed via western style shootout and car accidents are not what the 1980 film was about. So this was a good movie and you should rent it when it's out, but it's no masterpiece.
The main problem with this film is that it succeeds as a spooky ghost tale but not much else. It is not a classic and it diminishes the shine, pun intended, of the original film. This movie is more like King's writing and less like Kubrick's film. Which is why it is just an entertaining spook fest and not a masterpiece.
My opinion on this movie and pretty much most opinions of this movie really comes down to who you like more: King or Kubrick. I prefer Kubrick's work overall. Sure Doctor Sleep follows some of the plot points of Kubrick's film more than the original novel. But it still lacks the subtlety and dread of the masterpiece. Steam eating ghouls that can be killed via western style shootout and car accidents are not what the 1980 film was about. So this was a good movie and you should rent it when it's out, but it's no masterpiece.
Movie Review: Some Guy Who Kills People (2011)
This is a funny movie that doesn't really have any scares. There is violence in it, but nothing all that scary.
The pacing of the plot kind of sucks but the tradeoff is more time spent developing the characters. There were definetly some moments where I just sat there thinking "what the fuck is going on again?" But it was enjoyable.
Movie features the best child actor I've ever seen. She is convincing, funny and turned over a very consistent performance.
This movie features the greatest sheriff in movie history. This guy is fucking phenomenal. The scene where he addresses the mayor is worth watching the film alone.
The pacing of the plot kind of sucks but the tradeoff is more time spent developing the characters. There were definetly some moments where I just sat there thinking "what the fuck is going on again?" But it was enjoyable.
Movie features the best child actor I've ever seen. She is convincing, funny and turned over a very consistent performance.
This movie features the greatest sheriff in movie history. This guy is fucking phenomenal. The scene where he addresses the mayor is worth watching the film alone.
Movie Review: Black Christmas (1974)
Characters were top notch in this film. I never felt like anyone character was unbelievable or implausible.
Villain was a strong one, ending was chilling. Really sends a shiver down your spine. Kind of like meeting your neighbor for the first time and he's a 39 years old still trying to be a hipster.
Laughed my ass off at the main character because she just answers the phone like a motherfucker. I didn't answer the phone like her even when my only job was to answer the phone.
Just a heads up, abortion is the killing of a baby. I don't have all the answers, but that is what it is. If you want to be independent and make all the decisions for your own body, then just admit that you killed a baby and get on with your life.
I got a tremendous kick out of the scene where one of our important characters fails his piano recital. He sounds like he is playing piano for the first time. Babies can clang on the keys of a piano with more rhythm and skill than the guy on screen did.
A character named Barb tells a really uncomfortable sex joke to a prudish old man who is afraid that his daughter might have been killed. She's drunk and the scene is hilarious to me. It was really tense for my friend that was watching it with me. Guess he's an old prude on the inside.
Villain was a strong one, ending was chilling. Really sends a shiver down your spine. Kind of like meeting your neighbor for the first time and he's a 39 years old still trying to be a hipster.
Laughed my ass off at the main character because she just answers the phone like a motherfucker. I didn't answer the phone like her even when my only job was to answer the phone.
Just a heads up, abortion is the killing of a baby. I don't have all the answers, but that is what it is. If you want to be independent and make all the decisions for your own body, then just admit that you killed a baby and get on with your life.
I got a tremendous kick out of the scene where one of our important characters fails his piano recital. He sounds like he is playing piano for the first time. Babies can clang on the keys of a piano with more rhythm and skill than the guy on screen did.
A character named Barb tells a really uncomfortable sex joke to a prudish old man who is afraid that his daughter might have been killed. She's drunk and the scene is hilarious to me. It was really tense for my friend that was watching it with me. Guess he's an old prude on the inside.
Move Review: Friday The 13th (1980)
This movie loses half of it's score because they actually did kill a snake on camera. What the fuck man? You guys were filmmakers, you didn't know how to fake that shit? What's next? Every guy that John Wick shoots in the next film is going to actually be dead? I fucking hate that they killed the snake. Snakes are great. I see one around my work all the time. He doesn't bother anybody, he doesn't even try to scare people. People are just actually scared of snakes so they jump and scream when they see him. But it's not like he goes out of his way to jump scare them. He just wants to do some sun bathing.
The movie features a pretty good twist. This was a very influential film, blah blah blah. Kubrick released The Shining in the same year. A much better film I might add. But I think that The Shining is a much better film than any film. So here is where I present that I am not a real critic again.
So I watched this back in September. I'm publishing this review now because it is Halloween. Or maybe it's tomorrow. I don't know or care enough to google it. I am excited about binge eating candy and binge eating turkey next month. Then binge eating cookies in December. Then drinking in January. I work during New Years and make up for missing out on the drinking that night by drinking the rest of the month away.
The kills in this movie are pretty good. The movie has some genuinely scary moments. But you watch it for the title and for the experience. Then you realize that they senselessly murdered a snake in the making of the film and you just wish that you could wash that terrible taste that it puts in your mouth out. The movie is entertaining but I'd never own it and I'll never watch it again. Because I could be watching The Shining instead.
The movie features a pretty good twist. This was a very influential film, blah blah blah. Kubrick released The Shining in the same year. A much better film I might add. But I think that The Shining is a much better film than any film. So here is where I present that I am not a real critic again.
So I watched this back in September. I'm publishing this review now because it is Halloween. Or maybe it's tomorrow. I don't know or care enough to google it. I am excited about binge eating candy and binge eating turkey next month. Then binge eating cookies in December. Then drinking in January. I work during New Years and make up for missing out on the drinking that night by drinking the rest of the month away.
The kills in this movie are pretty good. The movie has some genuinely scary moments. But you watch it for the title and for the experience. Then you realize that they senselessly murdered a snake in the making of the film and you just wish that you could wash that terrible taste that it puts in your mouth out. The movie is entertaining but I'd never own it and I'll never watch it again. Because I could be watching The Shining instead.
Movie Review: Event Horizon (1997)
First of all, the movie has Laurence Fishbourne and Sam Neil in it. That should be enough to make any film fan weak in the knees. Imagine if the movie would have been Jurassic Park meets The Matrix in SPACE! Now that would have been a sure fire hit.
So I've heard, like everyone else on the internet, that the movie is highly edited from it's original cut. They took out a lot of the horrible maiming and mutilation. Well, I agree with that decision. I don't give a fuck about the artist's original vision if the original vision would have made the movie harder to watch.
What important meaning am I supposed to surmise from a bunch of glorified gore and gross out shit? I've seen the movie clown movie from 2017 I think where the clown smears shit all over a restaurant bathroom before going on a killing rampage. I didn't find any meaning in that movie and I don't think there is any meaning in the suffering of humans in general. So yeah, I'm pretty much a Philosopher today. Eat your heart out, ......college. Yeah, mother fucking college can suck it.
There were several times where all I could think was "what a beautifully shot movie." Such a variety of things to look at on what I would normally imagine to be a bland office style workplace. I mean, it's a space ship designed for people to travel to the edge of Hell in or some shit like that. I wouldn't imagine that there would be a whole lot of creativity needed in the interior designing of a ship like that. But they came through with it anyway.
The Doctor and his wife keep meeting in weird places and she usually scares the shit out of him. The ship becomes possessed by the Devil or something like that and everyone on board is at risk of having a flashback to their evil, worse times and deeds.
Eventually the ship turns one of the characters into a slashier version of Pinhead from Hellraiser. He's all hyped to go show everyone what Hell is like. How are there any characters evil enough to be hyped about the trip to Hell? Wouldn't any sort of visit to Hell suck? No matter how evil and sadistic you are, or who you know there, I doubt anybody really enjoys an eternity of torture and evil. Maybe that's just me.
Anyway, I had a flashback of my own while watching the movie. It was to a time when I really believed that life would just get better and better. But it turns out that I was just spinning my wheels and I'm just as alone as I always thought. Maybe that's how Morgan Freeman feels in the world of professional voice over. Can't say for sure, I don't know the guy. Anyway, I recommend the movie, it was pretty good.
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So I've heard, like everyone else on the internet, that the movie is highly edited from it's original cut. They took out a lot of the horrible maiming and mutilation. Well, I agree with that decision. I don't give a fuck about the artist's original vision if the original vision would have made the movie harder to watch.
What important meaning am I supposed to surmise from a bunch of glorified gore and gross out shit? I've seen the movie clown movie from 2017 I think where the clown smears shit all over a restaurant bathroom before going on a killing rampage. I didn't find any meaning in that movie and I don't think there is any meaning in the suffering of humans in general. So yeah, I'm pretty much a Philosopher today. Eat your heart out, ......college. Yeah, mother fucking college can suck it.
There were several times where all I could think was "what a beautifully shot movie." Such a variety of things to look at on what I would normally imagine to be a bland office style workplace. I mean, it's a space ship designed for people to travel to the edge of Hell in or some shit like that. I wouldn't imagine that there would be a whole lot of creativity needed in the interior designing of a ship like that. But they came through with it anyway.
The Doctor and his wife keep meeting in weird places and she usually scares the shit out of him. The ship becomes possessed by the Devil or something like that and everyone on board is at risk of having a flashback to their evil, worse times and deeds.
Eventually the ship turns one of the characters into a slashier version of Pinhead from Hellraiser. He's all hyped to go show everyone what Hell is like. How are there any characters evil enough to be hyped about the trip to Hell? Wouldn't any sort of visit to Hell suck? No matter how evil and sadistic you are, or who you know there, I doubt anybody really enjoys an eternity of torture and evil. Maybe that's just me.
Anyway, I had a flashback of my own while watching the movie. It was to a time when I really believed that life would just get better and better. But it turns out that I was just spinning my wheels and I'm just as alone as I always thought. Maybe that's how Morgan Freeman feels in the world of professional voice over. Can't say for sure, I don't know the guy. Anyway, I recommend the movie, it was pretty good.
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Movie Review: Joker (2019)
What a lame movie, where was Batman? If you like movies with Batman in them, then you should watch Lego Batman instead. Another plus from watching that movie over this one is that you won't want to paint your face like a clown and then blow your own brains out as the credits roll.
Can't believe a guy named Joker never made any funny jokes. I went to the movie hoping to steal some really good jokes to reuse on here but now I just have to review the movie. What a let down.
Who was the romance in the movie designed for? A fucking detective? I didn't realize that people could film scenes in their heads that aren't really happening. That must take up a lot of whatever the brain considers to be CPU. Probably part of the reason why the guy was so angry all the time.
So his mother didn't care about him, and then he kills her. What the shit? If you're a middle child like me then you already know that nobody cares about you. That doesn't mean that we're gonna make the next Thanksgiving look like a Mafia shootout.
So he had a hard time with his pills and the system let him down. Well, nah yeah that's pretty much how it is. He reacted the way you should if you're a mentally ill, abused child, cigarette addict. The cigarettes might have been his only real issue. He smoked enough to get lung cancer in this one movie. Imagine if there is a sequel. I wonder if having a complete lunatic smoke cigarettes for the entirety of your blockbuster movie is good for cigarette sales. Like "Hey I want to be just like that guy!"
Movie blew. Not a funny movie, or full of fight scenes with Batman. There was no Harley Quinn either. Of course, I guess if you like learning a little something more about the human condition then you might like this movie. I guess if you wanted to witness the desperation and hopelessness of losing your mind first hand, then you might take away a meaningful experience away from this movie. Idk, I had to watch golden retriever videos on YouTube for 2 hours after the movie just to keep from curling into a ball and weeping. Sometimes I hug the covers in a big bunch and pretend like I'm hugging an actual golden retriever. I'll explain my fixation with goldens in a later entry. Anyway, have a good one.
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Can't believe a guy named Joker never made any funny jokes. I went to the movie hoping to steal some really good jokes to reuse on here but now I just have to review the movie. What a let down.
Who was the romance in the movie designed for? A fucking detective? I didn't realize that people could film scenes in their heads that aren't really happening. That must take up a lot of whatever the brain considers to be CPU. Probably part of the reason why the guy was so angry all the time.
So his mother didn't care about him, and then he kills her. What the shit? If you're a middle child like me then you already know that nobody cares about you. That doesn't mean that we're gonna make the next Thanksgiving look like a Mafia shootout.
So he had a hard time with his pills and the system let him down. Well, nah yeah that's pretty much how it is. He reacted the way you should if you're a mentally ill, abused child, cigarette addict. The cigarettes might have been his only real issue. He smoked enough to get lung cancer in this one movie. Imagine if there is a sequel. I wonder if having a complete lunatic smoke cigarettes for the entirety of your blockbuster movie is good for cigarette sales. Like "Hey I want to be just like that guy!"
Movie blew. Not a funny movie, or full of fight scenes with Batman. There was no Harley Quinn either. Of course, I guess if you like learning a little something more about the human condition then you might like this movie. I guess if you wanted to witness the desperation and hopelessness of losing your mind first hand, then you might take away a meaningful experience away from this movie. Idk, I had to watch golden retriever videos on YouTube for 2 hours after the movie just to keep from curling into a ball and weeping. Sometimes I hug the covers in a big bunch and pretend like I'm hugging an actual golden retriever. I'll explain my fixation with goldens in a later entry. Anyway, have a good one.
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Movie Reviews: The Heretics (2017)
This is a really entertaining movie. In a sea of crappy, uninteresting horror movies, this is a pretty fun one. There is a really obsessive and important to the plot character in this movie. Kind of reminded me of myself when I went about searching the internet for every bit of information I could find on a girl that I spoke with for about 12 minutes once. What's that you say? This isn't my fucking diary and you want me to keep that shit to myself? Well whatever.
I think the lead character should have shown a bit more emotion, she seemed pretty dry. The range she demonstrated versus a character like Jack Torrance from The Shining is like comparing a pencil sharpener to a machete. So it's a bit of a let down in that department. I watch The Shining at least once a week and sometimes more. So yes, I do compare everything to it.
The movie is not a landmark success in all the filming universe, but it is a good deal of fun. It's basically what I would imagine going on a walk in the woods and then stumbling onto a cult of alien worshipers would be like. I'm still hoping and holding out for that experience. I still live in the mountains so there is a chance.
I'm just now realizing that I'm not really sure what makes a movie not a classic, so I don't really know why this one is not. I guess the acting and plot and blah blah blah who cares. If I really understood all that stuff then I'd be that dork at the gym that wants to teach you his diet. This guy is not even in better shape than I am. Okay maybe a little better shape, but I still don't want to give up my unhealthy lifestyle so that I can look marginally better.
I felt excitement at different points in the movie. The movie doesn't waste it's violence either, every kill has some kind of weight to it and seems at least purposeful. There was one really good scare in the movie. But it gets washed away by being a dumb dream sequence. That doesn't ruin the experience by any means. I wouldn't condemn all tap water just because I nearly choke to death on it once per week.
The demon character looked really cool, the movie was intense and had that one pretty good scare. Watch it for that and not for subtext or meaning or something like that. Think of this movie as beer. If you are the kind of guy that sniffs his beer before you try it, then this movie is probably not for you. But if you're a bud and bud lite guzzler, you'll enjoy yourself with this movie.
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I think the lead character should have shown a bit more emotion, she seemed pretty dry. The range she demonstrated versus a character like Jack Torrance from The Shining is like comparing a pencil sharpener to a machete. So it's a bit of a let down in that department. I watch The Shining at least once a week and sometimes more. So yes, I do compare everything to it.
The movie is not a landmark success in all the filming universe, but it is a good deal of fun. It's basically what I would imagine going on a walk in the woods and then stumbling onto a cult of alien worshipers would be like. I'm still hoping and holding out for that experience. I still live in the mountains so there is a chance.
I'm just now realizing that I'm not really sure what makes a movie not a classic, so I don't really know why this one is not. I guess the acting and plot and blah blah blah who cares. If I really understood all that stuff then I'd be that dork at the gym that wants to teach you his diet. This guy is not even in better shape than I am. Okay maybe a little better shape, but I still don't want to give up my unhealthy lifestyle so that I can look marginally better.
I felt excitement at different points in the movie. The movie doesn't waste it's violence either, every kill has some kind of weight to it and seems at least purposeful. There was one really good scare in the movie. But it gets washed away by being a dumb dream sequence. That doesn't ruin the experience by any means. I wouldn't condemn all tap water just because I nearly choke to death on it once per week.
The demon character looked really cool, the movie was intense and had that one pretty good scare. Watch it for that and not for subtext or meaning or something like that. Think of this movie as beer. If you are the kind of guy that sniffs his beer before you try it, then this movie is probably not for you. But if you're a bud and bud lite guzzler, you'll enjoy yourself with this movie.
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Movie Review: The Diabolical (2015)
This is a pretty dumb horror movie where a psychopathic child and his clueless mother wonder around their haunted house trying to pretend like the little sister/daughter won't need therapy for the rest of her life. The house they live in is exactly the kind of place that I would prefer to watch Godzilla step on. But I watched this movie instead for some reason.
I don't like writing that has kids seem more evil than they are. The kid that gets badly beat up by the psycho that we are supposed to be rooting for says a bunch of stuff that kids never say. Sure he was a bully but I don't approve of any sort of violence towards children. Who's fault is it that I have to endure that in a movie? The jack ass that wrote the story. Thanks a lot dude, hope they forced you to write this mess and it wasn't a passion project.
I think the movie symbolizes how it can sometimes feel to be a single parent trying to make it in life. It's hard and there are constant worries and pressures. That's a pretty good subtext for a horror movie. But the movie doesn't match the subtext in quality. Showing us that you know how to pen down a good subtext but then showing us that you don't know how to make a good movie around it is like showing us your research on the effects of porn and then expecting us all to care. People like to get a nut and your movie is not that nut.
None of the movie is believable. Sometimes the monsters, which have a twist, but not a great one, just disappear and reappear out of nowhere. They have undefined powers and abilities so it's hard to know just how afraid we should be of them. The movie makes it's relatively short run time feel really long too. I'm sure if you saw it in theaters you probably felt like you had been robbed of your 20$ you spent on the whole evening. Except this robber hangs around to bite off the tip of your index finger as their calling card.
I didn't feel anything in this movie. I thought the character writing was a complete failure. The visuals of the monsters were pretty good at times. The did imply am intensity even if I didn't care if they ate the family or not. Watching this movie for scares is like going out with your friends to play ultimate Frisbee right before a hurricane makes landfall. It's futile.
This movie wasn't fun for me, but I would recommend it to someone that wants to get into horror but is afraid of being too scared. This movie would blend perfectly with that demographic. If making your first dive into horror is big life change for you then you would probably also consider deleting all the unread emails in your inbox a day's work. But I'm not here to criticize you am I? The movie is currently on Netflix if you want to check it out.
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I don't like writing that has kids seem more evil than they are. The kid that gets badly beat up by the psycho that we are supposed to be rooting for says a bunch of stuff that kids never say. Sure he was a bully but I don't approve of any sort of violence towards children. Who's fault is it that I have to endure that in a movie? The jack ass that wrote the story. Thanks a lot dude, hope they forced you to write this mess and it wasn't a passion project.
I think the movie symbolizes how it can sometimes feel to be a single parent trying to make it in life. It's hard and there are constant worries and pressures. That's a pretty good subtext for a horror movie. But the movie doesn't match the subtext in quality. Showing us that you know how to pen down a good subtext but then showing us that you don't know how to make a good movie around it is like showing us your research on the effects of porn and then expecting us all to care. People like to get a nut and your movie is not that nut.
None of the movie is believable. Sometimes the monsters, which have a twist, but not a great one, just disappear and reappear out of nowhere. They have undefined powers and abilities so it's hard to know just how afraid we should be of them. The movie makes it's relatively short run time feel really long too. I'm sure if you saw it in theaters you probably felt like you had been robbed of your 20$ you spent on the whole evening. Except this robber hangs around to bite off the tip of your index finger as their calling card.
I didn't feel anything in this movie. I thought the character writing was a complete failure. The visuals of the monsters were pretty good at times. The did imply am intensity even if I didn't care if they ate the family or not. Watching this movie for scares is like going out with your friends to play ultimate Frisbee right before a hurricane makes landfall. It's futile.
This movie wasn't fun for me, but I would recommend it to someone that wants to get into horror but is afraid of being too scared. This movie would blend perfectly with that demographic. If making your first dive into horror is big life change for you then you would probably also consider deleting all the unread emails in your inbox a day's work. But I'm not here to criticize you am I? The movie is currently on Netflix if you want to check it out.
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Movie Review: Don't Breathe (2016)
This is a movie where three morally indefensible morons try to rob a somewhat relatable, evil old jizz monster that attacks using echo location. Basically, it's the Daredevil movie that we didn't know that we wanted.
There isn't too much about the three morons to like. They are criminals because they don't want to actually work for what they want, same as all criminals. The jizz monster wants to resurrect his daughter with his old man spunk or something like that, you'll see if you check it out. The only thing I find to be questionable about the movie is that the old man/jizz monster's hair never changes. He was perfect hair from the start to the finish of the movie. What kind of lonely, old, blind insane person has perfect hair? Kinda took me out of the experience honestly.
I found the story to be exactly what it should be, horrifying and terrible, but plausible. The movie was intense and full of scares. The movie showed the descent into madness that would happen if you surfed the internet exclusively by clicking on ads. That isn't what happened in the movie, but the madness that you would achieve would be comparable.
If you take this movie too seriously then you will never trust old blind men again. And that's not good for the world. You also won't trust young criminals. Which you shouldn't do anyway especially if you happen to be related to them. You getting robbed and having your heart broken is not good for the world either. Nobody perfectly copes with what happens to them. You are gonna take it out on someone and I think everyone at your workplace would prefer to avoid that experience altogether.
I felt bad for the morons for allowing themselves to make such terrible decisions. You should never make the decision to be a criminal. You can always learn how to be the coolest guy or gal in any town, the bartender. As long as there are bars and people going into them you will be needed and compensated well. So be the bartender in some town if you are thinking about being the criminal instead. Being a criminal will get you fucking killed. Alternatively, you could dress up like a detective and hunt for ghosts on an internet show. That was my backup plan for when I was becoming a bartender.
I really enjoyed this movie and give it my full recommendation. You should watch this movie if you're a horror fan. If your favorite genre is meditation instructional videos and you picked this up by accident, thinking that it was an instruction on coping with anxiety, then put it back down on purpose.
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This is the movie if I've somehow convinced you to give it a shot
There isn't too much about the three morons to like. They are criminals because they don't want to actually work for what they want, same as all criminals. The jizz monster wants to resurrect his daughter with his old man spunk or something like that, you'll see if you check it out. The only thing I find to be questionable about the movie is that the old man/jizz monster's hair never changes. He was perfect hair from the start to the finish of the movie. What kind of lonely, old, blind insane person has perfect hair? Kinda took me out of the experience honestly.
I found the story to be exactly what it should be, horrifying and terrible, but plausible. The movie was intense and full of scares. The movie showed the descent into madness that would happen if you surfed the internet exclusively by clicking on ads. That isn't what happened in the movie, but the madness that you would achieve would be comparable.
If you take this movie too seriously then you will never trust old blind men again. And that's not good for the world. You also won't trust young criminals. Which you shouldn't do anyway especially if you happen to be related to them. You getting robbed and having your heart broken is not good for the world either. Nobody perfectly copes with what happens to them. You are gonna take it out on someone and I think everyone at your workplace would prefer to avoid that experience altogether.
I felt bad for the morons for allowing themselves to make such terrible decisions. You should never make the decision to be a criminal. You can always learn how to be the coolest guy or gal in any town, the bartender. As long as there are bars and people going into them you will be needed and compensated well. So be the bartender in some town if you are thinking about being the criminal instead. Being a criminal will get you fucking killed. Alternatively, you could dress up like a detective and hunt for ghosts on an internet show. That was my backup plan for when I was becoming a bartender.
I really enjoyed this movie and give it my full recommendation. You should watch this movie if you're a horror fan. If your favorite genre is meditation instructional videos and you picked this up by accident, thinking that it was an instruction on coping with anxiety, then put it back down on purpose.
Click here if you have a hobby that you would like to turn into a business: https://e8b2fa0bng3qzbv8xafqmnbo9p.hop.clickbank.net/
Click here if you'd like to listen to something that has inspired me for some time now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWc7vYjgnTs
This is the movie if I've somehow convinced you to give it a shot
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