We need to have stricter penalties for those who kill these magnificent grande kitty cats. If you kill one of these incredible animals then you should be hunted and captured by a task force of elite government criminals and then fed to lions and tigers that are currently in captivity. Do not ask me how the criminal justice system works, just ask me to get results.
The third world is the place where big cats and starving under developed nations cross paths most often. When you have to constantly think about survival your observance of ethics probably goes soaring out the window of your salvaged junkyard truck that could never pass inspection under even the most negligent eyes. That being said, big cats still need to be around. Why? I think I've already covered this, but it's because they are fucking awesome.
Any animal that can make you clench your asshole just by making a sound is something that should be preserved. I'm no nature preservation guy, I just really love badass stuff. I am into every topic that might be made into a tattoo on some metal head boner brain. Stuff like the movie Alien, skulls, big cats.....Hell. I'm not into Hell, I just think pondering it is interesting. Would it be more like No Exit or would it be more like Dante's Inferno? Maybe it would just be me going back in time to play another season of high school basketball.
I don't give a fuck about nature preservation honestly. I couldn't care less about a balanced ecosystem. I would be in favor of farming and mass producing big cats like cattle if that's what it takes to keep them on this earth. Does my wording here indicate that I believe Lions and Tigers may leave us and journey into space? I would not put it past them if they had the human genius serum from Planet of the Apes. Educated baller ass lions and tigers taking over Earth would have been a way cooler series and everyone who has ever breathed knows it.
Lets say that our precious big cats lose their instincts over the course of a 1000 years of being farm lions and tigers. What does humanity stand to gain? Well we now have the coolest pets imaginable. These guys will still be strong enough to kill us, but will more likely cuddle us to death. Since they are mass produced free range farm kitties in this new timeline, we will also get to have a taste of tiger burger and lion steak. Does that last sentence make you want to tell me that I'm a disgusting pig and that you are ashamed to be the same species as me? That's not too bad, it just means that I'm still an American.
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