Dumbfucks are the only people that you know? Well then move! After you have moved and have work, then go to school. Alternatively, go to the library. It is public, free and full of books which means that smart people will be in there taking advantage of all the free information. If you are correct in your pronouncement that you are not a dumbfuck, then you will get along really well with everyone there. Not everyone in school is smart but it's a better place to look for smart friends than the chow hall in prison.
So that was quite the tangent. Anyway kids are great and don't let anyone tell you differently. Yes they are annoying to encounter in movie theaters and in restaurants. But they are still awesome. You have not seen joy until you make a child happy. And it doesn't take much, you can show them an image of your dog, take them to see the dog and there you go, a happy kid. Once you've experienced this fulfillment you will never again say “I hate kids” at work. You'll have to prove how edgy you are by skateboarding to work with eyeliner on or something like that. Put a Slipknot sticker on your briefcase you fucking puts.
Kids are the future adults. I know I'm not the first person to point that out but it is still true. If you are into investing and whether or not you think you are, you still are. Some of you spend your money on bullshit and say “Yea I'm just having fun you know?” But really you are investing in bullshit and calling it fun as a coping mechanism. Yes I can pretend to be your therapist if you are willing to pay. I can also help you draw up a budget that you won't follow.
Nobody will ever give you a hug that means more than the ones you get from kids and the elderly. Nobody is more uninhibited and honest about their intentions than young children and the elderly. If a granny want to kiss your cheek and hug your neck then it's because she really does love you. It also means that she still loves even though she has been through all the many hells of getting old. If a guy your age dresses up as a granny and wants to kiss your cheek and hug your neck, then it's because he is a rapist and you should run away. See, now don't you appreciate granny more after thinking about that?
If you think this mountain of evidence here is proof that I want children of my own then you are incorrect. I will not want children of my own until I can supply them with a good standard of living. In order to raise a family while working my current job, I would need to work 24/7 and would never get to see them. What would be the point? If I am to be a father, I do not want to be the one from Cat's in the Cradle. I would rather explain to my kids why I am the same age as the other kid's grandparents instead of explaining to them why our shared life is so fucked up. “Oh that's easy, I was really selfish and didn't give much thought to your existence and just kept on screwing your mom without a condom. Bada bing, bada boom unplanned pregnancy.” Timing is everything. I'll be a dad one day, when it's the right time.
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So that was quite the tangent. Anyway kids are great and don't let anyone tell you differently. Yes they are annoying to encounter in movie theaters and in restaurants. But they are still awesome. You have not seen joy until you make a child happy. And it doesn't take much, you can show them an image of your dog, take them to see the dog and there you go, a happy kid. Once you've experienced this fulfillment you will never again say “I hate kids” at work. You'll have to prove how edgy you are by skateboarding to work with eyeliner on or something like that. Put a Slipknot sticker on your briefcase you fucking puts.
Kids are the future adults. I know I'm not the first person to point that out but it is still true. If you are into investing and whether or not you think you are, you still are. Some of you spend your money on bullshit and say “Yea I'm just having fun you know?” But really you are investing in bullshit and calling it fun as a coping mechanism. Yes I can pretend to be your therapist if you are willing to pay. I can also help you draw up a budget that you won't follow.
Nobody will ever give you a hug that means more than the ones you get from kids and the elderly. Nobody is more uninhibited and honest about their intentions than young children and the elderly. If a granny want to kiss your cheek and hug your neck then it's because she really does love you. It also means that she still loves even though she has been through all the many hells of getting old. If a guy your age dresses up as a granny and wants to kiss your cheek and hug your neck, then it's because he is a rapist and you should run away. See, now don't you appreciate granny more after thinking about that?
If you think this mountain of evidence here is proof that I want children of my own then you are incorrect. I will not want children of my own until I can supply them with a good standard of living. In order to raise a family while working my current job, I would need to work 24/7 and would never get to see them. What would be the point? If I am to be a father, I do not want to be the one from Cat's in the Cradle. I would rather explain to my kids why I am the same age as the other kid's grandparents instead of explaining to them why our shared life is so fucked up. “Oh that's easy, I was really selfish and didn't give much thought to your existence and just kept on screwing your mom without a condom. Bada bing, bada boom unplanned pregnancy.” Timing is everything. I'll be a dad one day, when it's the right time.
Click here if you have a hobby that you would like to turn into a business:https://e8b2fa0bng3qzbv8xafqmnbo9p.hop.clickbank.net/
Click here if you'd like to hear my all time favorite song:https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=3&v=jPJNt1eTVNY
Click here if you would like to watch the best movie of all time on the best console of this generation on the best TV that money can buy:
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