Comedy Story: For Some, Lingerie Is Pointless

For some of you lingerie is not going to do a damn thing except sexify how fat you are. Lingerie is sexy on sexy people. If every size fits you like it's about to rip under your extreme girth, then that's how it looks too. Lingerie fits on people, not small, fat based planets. Just save your money and spend it on something else. And spend your time on going to the gym if you want to be sexy.
No everyone is not beautiful. At my very best weight I was still an ugly, hairy skinny guy. Now I'm an ugly, hairy fat guy. I don't expect anyone to think that I am anything other than what I am. I am however changing my diet and working out more often. Taking things one small step at a time so that I can be an ugly, hairy skinny guy again.

If you're not that good looking don't think that lingerie will save it. That's like expecting one accountant to do all the financial reports for the entirety of Wall street. The guy would be spread too thin and wouldn't get close to actually completing all of his work. That lonely depressed and probable future alcoholic is the fat ladies' lingerie.

Actually lingerie will help if you already have someone who thinks you're really sexy. They will like it on you because having sex with what feels like a waterbed made entirely out of mulched triple Baconaters, fries and 15 pounds of mayonnaise is their thing. But don't expect the rest of the civilized world to appreciate your scantily clad, rolling mountains of flab the way that your sick fuck at home does.

The amount of alcohol it would take to make any self-respecting guy to be able to fuck the whole ham in a lacey onesie would just kill the guy. The blind won't want to fuck you because they'll still feel what you feel like. Which is all of the lard that goes into the deep fryer when it gets to high heat.
The way full time chubbs live is selfish, irresponsible and sad. Take better care of yourself. It's fucking ridiculous to expect everyone to change their standards for what beauty is just to accommodate a large group of very large people. No, you should change. I don't have to accept anything and I will not be told how to think. Being fat as fuck will kill you. What the real American house blobs actually need is Fat related death acceptance.

Don't think for one second that I hate the bigguns'. I want them to realize the danger they are in and value their life more than they currently do. The way out of almost anything is to just change a little bit one day at a time, that's not asking too much right? Just don't ask me and the rest of the world to say that you're sexy when we know that you're not. Don't be about fat acceptance, be about self love and improvement.

I'm not a doctor so you don't have to take my word for it when I say being huge is unhealthy. But it's pretty easy to find plenty of evidence to support my wild allegations. In simplest terms, fat people fail the eye test. Look at a nude, morbidly obese person. When the person looks like they might clog a black hole in space if dropped in one, then they are too big. 

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