Horror is the best genre in fiction and if you disagree then we definitely have beef. If you can't stomach horror or being scared but you still love fiction then that's perfectly fine. As long as you acknowledge that you are a giant flabby pussy.
I can't stand the fucking nerds that dress up like Wizards and go to festivals with like-minded man child's. Are you trying to be the maximum level of embarrassing for your parents? If so you're knocking it out of the park. Most parents would prefer drug addict children over a 35 year old computer repair guy that is a wizard in his spare time.
Everybody is into something, and not everyone will be into horror. But if you refuse to watch it then it is because you are afraid. You're afraid of being afraid and future philosophers will describe you in a way that none of us will understand, but they'll definitely be calling you a pussy.
Horror is the only genre that can make your defense instincts come alive. Horror can follow you from the theater to your house and keep you from sleeping. Are you going to try and tell me that watching Will Smith's God awful version of the genie in that terrible Aladdin remake that you went to with your loser friends impacted you at all? Don't try to tell me that because I know it's bullshit. Watching stuff like that Aladdin movie is how you run out the clock on your own life. Mindless entertainment that is actually just the same shit that you've already seen but you're too afraid to move on to something else. Your parents wouldn't let you watch horror movies as a kid because you weren't ready. Now you insist on not watching them because you still think of yourself as a baby even though you masturbate to horrific torture porn. You sick fuck.
The scariest thing about scary movies is that you haven't seen one before. Our fear is never greater than it is in the time before experience. Virgins are afraid of having sex, sober people are afraid of their first drink and a lot have people are afraid of being scared. But there is a whole world of art to experience and enjoy. Many of the most brilliant filmmakers make horror films. So if you love movies why limit yourself? For the same reason that you rode your bicycle with training wheels until you were 17, you're a pussy.
Let me give the computer repair Wizards out there some credit. You do a lot of things that I cannot do and that I would be afraid to attempt. I pretty much cannot tolerate fixing anything let alone something as complex as a computer. And I would be terribly embarrassed to go out in public dressed as a wizard. Even if I loved it, I wouldn't do it out of fear. So kudos for that. Your opinion on movies doesn't count however, because you refuse to watch one of if not the most important genre. I've watched you're stupid fucking Disney remakes and the boring-ass Lord of the Rings movies. I've seen all the highly overrated Star Wars series. So now it's time for you to sit down and Marathon The Shining, Silence of the Lambs, and Psycho. Until then you should bib yourself before every meal and stock your cupboards with applesauce and smashed carrots because you are still a baby. Except you're 35 years old, so you're a pussy.
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