If I could go into the drug business with anyone, it would be my old boss, Il Capitano. That isn't his real name but you could also just think of him as Maestro. He was the GM at a country club that I was at and he was an impossibly good human being. His business sense and work ethic were unparalleled. He was able to help that Country Club to make a profit which is the same level of task as Noah having to keep the ark floating after scraping a big ass hole in it while sailing over mount Everest. Constantly and frantically dumping water out of a sinking ship is what managing that place must have felt like. Il Capitano's face read like he was having the time of his life though.
My old boss man would be the good side of our organization. The negotiation and product planning. He would design our coupons for buy one bump get 1 half off. I would do hiring and personnel. I know how and where to find stupid, low level criminals. Super Boss on the other hand would find and hire us some really intelligent under cover cops. His only flaw is that he is just too good at finding the right candidates, which is why he hired me.
El capitan would never go into any illegitimate business. I wouldn't either honestly. Why? Is it because I have a tremendous moral compass? No, that would be the reason why the boss man wouldn't do it. I wouldn't be a criminal for the same reason that I would never be a window cleaner on a skyscraper. It's really fucking scary. In the same way that any one wrong move while cleaning windows on the sky scraper could send you plummeting to the earth to crack the pavement with your face, so to could one wrong criminal move send you straight to prison, witness protection or flying off a sky scraper in order to crack the pavement with your face. Except in the latter, you would be thrown by underworld associates.
What this whole line of thinking really boils down to is this: I want to work for a good boss again. I believed in this former boss of mine to such an extent that I would be willing to break bad with him just on the merits that he demonstrated in our prior employment. Have you ever worked for a boss so excellent that they could inspire you to do anything? If I was thrown off the skyscraper on Tuesday, and El Capitan needed me to work a double on Friday, then you better believe I would be there in the form of an amorphous blob of crushed bone and body still taking tables and mixing cocktails. My current job is pretty awesome with lots of good people to work with. So dreams do come true everybody.
The next important person that I want to meet in my life should be the comedy and show business version of my old hospitality boss. A true mentor that can teach you anything you could ever hope to know about the business he has mastered. Until then I'll just be working and improving myself as much as I can as a comedy writer on my own. El Capitan showed me what a glorious, wonderful work experience you can have when you work for a true master. The memory of those days gives me hope for my comedy career. For now I'm a beginning dick joke writer, maybe one day I'll be a master at it.
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