Comedy Story: What is Post Racial?

Dumb white girls and suburb raised white kids in general are obsessed with appearing to be appealing to other races. Just going out of your way to try to impress and appeal to someone based on their race is the thing that you already hate the most, racist. Actually I'm not sure about that because the word is used for so many unrelated things nowadays that I'm not really sure what it mean anymore. A close second place for things you hate is having your new barista get your coffee order wrong. That comparison tells me what everyone already knows about you, your priorities are shit.

I have actually witnessed white kids of the order that I have thus described adopting Ebonics in front of the one black guy at work and then immediately departing from it as soon as he is not around. I don't want to speak for the black community, if there really is one. As far as I know everyone speaks for themselves, but I'm an irrelevant jackass so what do I know? Anyway I don't want to speak for what I don't really think exists, but do you really think that black folks want suburb and redneck white kids to go around "blacking it up" as long as a black person is in the room? This is only for the Post Malone and latte crowd. If there is a real slim shady out there skulking around and he happens to read this, don't come after me, I didn't mean you.

I get that you feel guilty ya little wimps. You have nightmarish flashbacks to your high school and undergrad history and literature classes and all you want to do is show how you are nothing like your ancestors. Well guess what? that doesn't help you or anyone else. It's like taking credit for the leadership calls of your recently dead military leader when the war started before you were even born. It's stupid and far past any statute of limitations.

As the dumb white kid that you are, why do you think that making yourself blacker is the right move? That's like saying that the world has totally fucked you my friend, I will now prove myself different from the world by imitating your every move while in your presence. Somebody please give me an award for my heroism, I will accept the medal of honor.

Ultimately studying history is a preventive measure to take against repeating the same tyrannies of the past. Not a study guide for how to ironically be as annoying and offensive as possible. The honkies that imitate black folks are at least as bad as the neo Nazi white folks. The only difference is that one of those groups tells how they really feel about other races and the other one actually just shows you by adorning their modern day black face.

Now I know that none of you little nerds actually mean any harm. Or at least is seems that way. Maybe you think that if you guys are blacker, then the whole world will be too and that will make us all more tolerant. But I doubt that will ever be the case. Show your friends, loved ones, strangers and enemies the same respect. That's the only way around the issues that we all face today. Or you could just make yourself into a human sized parrot that only mimics black people in front of black people. Maybe that is what they mean by Post racial? I don't know, I can admit that I am not smart enough to unravel something like that.

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