What's prim and proper as it pertains to sexuality is outdated. If you think that sex is for the master bedroom only then it's high time you dawned your scarlet letter and got back to churning butter. People are banging. Space is waiting for us, all we need is the right kind of space ship to send lot's of unwanted people to space. All we have to do is create the right kind of space ship for the job, the right kind of space stations to link all the different humans together in communication and enough packed lunches to keep all the astronauts supplied until they get where they are going. I guess then they would also need materials to create Earth like living quarters out of all the space that they land on. So pack that stuff and we'll send more packed lunches as we go along.
In this, my featured scenario, STD's would be rampant. Unplanned pregnancies would go through the roof. The Earth is already over populated and polluted, so we develop our super computer first. The computer figures out how to give us flying saucers and then we start sending most of the population to astronaut certification school so we can colonize the galaxy. If you're pretty much a fuck up already, like myself, then you have to go through the astronaut certification program at your local community college. We don't need a country of 10 million waiters and bartenders. College students that are actually smart enough to make it in college will replace us losers and we will go to space in rickety, used car versions of space ships. We open massive factories to make packed lunches for all the explorers and boom the perfect plot for humanity.
What we really want as a species is to advance our technology so much that we ascend into dimensions where you can't even see us. Basically we want to become space ghosts that rule entire universes. The barely developed cavemen on the far side of existence we will go to visit so that we can elevate them into something technologically amazing too. That's the future of humanity. If you disagree with me then you are in all likelihood a religious fanatic who may or may not believe, as of just now that I am the Antichrist. I am unfazed by your judgment as you will no doubt believe the same thing about the next bagger at the grocery store that happens to be a minority with a smile or a young person with a visible tattoo.
Will all this procreating make us even more desensitized to each other than we already are? Maybe so, but I think it's a worthy trade if you get to have sex with anyone and everyone whenever and wherever you want. Obviously people can still say no, there's no totalitarian rule that says you can't say no. But the opportunity and the chance is still there. There's a chance that they might say yes and if you always have somewhere to do it and that place is always stocked with condoms, then what do you have to lose? Well you probably won't use the condoms. If the space program needs even more government slaves than are already available, then we could just get rid of the condoms. This new way of living will allow humanity to take over the universe and I will have been the one to put it to blog post format first. Which means that some time after I die, some kooks will invent a religion around my blog. This of course, was always my master plan.
You might be thinking that I won't get to see this future, but that is not the case. With this post I have published the blue print for the future of mankind. Everything that happens after this will culminate in the future that I have outlined. Once the policies start to take shape in this timeline, I'll just consult the first super computer that we invent, which should not be too far in the future about time travel. The computer will figure it out and I'll hop through the wormhole into my smelly, space travelly, future full of boning. Like I said before, there really is no downside to this plan. If you and I still can't agree on how great my plan is than you are likely grazing in a field of green grass with the rest of the sheep. The sheep think it's weird that a religious fanatic is helping them to keep the grass short, but they don't question it, same as you.
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