Shot Glass Thought: Murder Suicide
Murder suicide is a situation where there is no wisdom. For those that think that getting a restraining order on a dangerous person will save you, just remember that a restraining order is...a piece of paper. Seems like a lot of murder suicides are orchestrated by some crazy couple, there is a restraining order, guy ignores it and comes in to conduct a massacre. Then pops himself and that's the end of the story. Beyond talking to the law and having the law on your side, you have to be ready to protect yourself. Ready to protect what means the most to you. I don't know what that looks like for everyone, but it looks like a weapon to me.
Shot Glass Thought: Joker in the Whitehouse
Apparently President Trump screened the movie movie "Joker" at the Whitehouse. Somebody said that the president really liked the movie. I think that's kind of cool that our billionaire president enjoyed a movie where a homicidal maniac leads a rebellion to kill the rich. It tells me that the security for the rich must be on point. Because president Trump is most certainly the rich, so for him to find the movie entertaining, the plot of the movie must be totally impossible in real life. Which is good, bloody rebellions are usually good for nobody.
Short Funny Story: Elderly LSD Superpowers
Seniors prescribed a certain muscle relaxer might have kidney issues and severe confusion as a result. That's how you know your body is going to shit. You go to the hospital to get drugs that keep you comfortable.The drugs that doctors prescribe to keep you comfortable are then sending you back to the hospital. Dementia like symptoms is how they describe the folks who took the muscle relaxer. What happens when the folks with dementia are given the muscle relaxer? When you go from already super confused to even more confusion, maybe you start to glow or levitate or something. I would like to know what would happen to dementia patients that were given LSD. If it was super bad, then obviously never again. But if it was able to help them calm down, experience euphoria or even...gave them super powers, that would all be very cool.
This is the original article that made me think of this: https://www.chicagotribune.com/lifestyles/health/sc-hlth-muscle-relaxant-dangers-1120-20191118-74gz6ei6ingibgr3ymzcr2u7aa-story.html
This is the original article that made me think of this: https://www.chicagotribune.com/lifestyles/health/sc-hlth-muscle-relaxant-dangers-1120-20191118-74gz6ei6ingibgr3ymzcr2u7aa-story.html
Comedy Story: Terrorist Elephant
An Elephant named Osama Bin Laden died in captivity in India recently. He had rampaged through a small town and killed five people. The town must have been full of patriotism, cheeseburgers and capitalism. Those five people may or may not have coordinated air strikes on Laden's family in his younger years.
Laden was captured and tortured immediately under the guise of an "Obedience Training" method called Kraak. I'm not sure how they pronounce it over there but I am positive that Kraak is the sound that bones make when you are torturing your elephant...for being a terrorist.
Nearly 2,300 civilians have been killed in this ongoing war between India and her Elephants. Only an estimated 700 elephants have died during the same period, to which the supreme commander of all Indian Elephant forces, Brosif Stalen commented "Sick."
click here for the original article: https://news.yahoo.com/rogue-elephant-dies-captivity-killing-villagers-100507946.html
Laden was captured and tortured immediately under the guise of an "Obedience Training" method called Kraak. I'm not sure how they pronounce it over there but I am positive that Kraak is the sound that bones make when you are torturing your elephant...for being a terrorist.
Nearly 2,300 civilians have been killed in this ongoing war between India and her Elephants. Only an estimated 700 elephants have died during the same period, to which the supreme commander of all Indian Elephant forces, Brosif Stalen commented "Sick."
click here for the original article: https://news.yahoo.com/rogue-elephant-dies-captivity-killing-villagers-100507946.html
Shot Glass Thought: Not Even An Addiction Specialist
I saw an article that said "Not even an addiction specialist could save his wife from drug abuse." Well yeah probably not, according to Facebook ads, all it takes is a 48 hour online course in order for me to change my life and become an addiction specialist. It took me longer than that to learn how to be a bartender.
Shot Glass Thought: A Business Where You Meet Creeps
If you want to have a business where you meet creeps then you should get your massage therapy certification. Then setup your massage bed like a lemonade stand. I guarantee that you will find the people that you are looking for.
Movie Review: Some Guy Who Kills People (2011)
This is a funny movie that doesn't really have any scares. There is violence in it, but nothing all that scary.
The pacing of the plot kind of sucks but the tradeoff is more time spent developing the characters. There were definetly some moments where I just sat there thinking "what the fuck is going on again?" But it was enjoyable.
Movie features the best child actor I've ever seen. She is convincing, funny and turned over a very consistent performance.
This movie features the greatest sheriff in movie history. This guy is fucking phenomenal. The scene where he addresses the mayor is worth watching the film alone.
The pacing of the plot kind of sucks but the tradeoff is more time spent developing the characters. There were definetly some moments where I just sat there thinking "what the fuck is going on again?" But it was enjoyable.
Movie features the best child actor I've ever seen. She is convincing, funny and turned over a very consistent performance.
This movie features the greatest sheriff in movie history. This guy is fucking phenomenal. The scene where he addresses the mayor is worth watching the film alone.
Subscribe to:
Comments (Atom)