Man missing for almost 2 weeks found by Asheville police in jail. "Couldn't remember the last place we left him." -Sheriff
"How do concussions affect the brain?" asked one scientist with a hammer.
Man who believed himself invincible crashed through the front window of a bus he was driving and suffered no harm. Was originally thought to suffer from psychosis, now doctors are calling him superman.
I always click the most ridiculous news stories when I'm trying to write jokes. So now my news feed struggles to provide me with news stories that are fucked up enough for me.
High performers prone to fits of giggles and redness of the eyes.
Bigoted fluffy white bunnies found isolating themselves from colored bunnies.
Deranged biology major dreams of one day yanking the rotten teeth out of strangers.
Fearsome kittens viciously attack the hand that feeds them in show of dominance.
Promiscuous post man leaves love letters all around town.
Flirty prison guard always dangling the keys just out of reach.
Somewhere in this writing you'll find the short joke of the day. Although I never decide that for myself. I don't know which short joke people will think is the funniest. So, if you want to, you can comment what joke on this list you think should be the short joke of the day. I'd love to read that and it would help me to decide what short jokes on these posts I should be considering for t-shirts and clothing designs in the future.
If you want, you can still comment what the funniest part of my answers, shot glass thoughts and any of the older posts are. They wouldn't necessarily fit the format of the short joke of the day type stuff but I could keep those suggestions in mind for future projects. I look forward to reading what you guys think about my short jokes. Thank you for reading and I'll see you on the next one, cheers!
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