Seniors prescribed a certain muscle relaxer might have kidney issues and severe confusion as a result. That's how you know your body is going to shit. You go to the hospital to get drugs that keep you comfortable.The drugs that doctors prescribe to keep you comfortable are then sending you back to the hospital. Dementia like symptoms is how they describe the folks who took the muscle relaxer. What happens when the folks with dementia are given the muscle relaxer? When you go from already super confused to even more confusion, maybe you start to glow or levitate or something. I would like to know what would happen to dementia patients that were given LSD. If it was super bad, then obviously never again. But if it was able to help them calm down, experience euphoria or even...gave them super powers, that would all be very cool.
This is the original article that made me think of this: https://www.chicagotribune.com/lifestyles/health/sc-hlth-muscle-relaxant-dangers-1120-20191118-74gz6ei6ingibgr3ymzcr2u7aa-story.html
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