An Elephant named Osama Bin Laden died in captivity in India recently. He had rampaged through a small town and killed five people. The town must have been full of patriotism, cheeseburgers and capitalism. Those five people may or may not have coordinated air strikes on Laden's family in his younger years.
Laden was captured and tortured immediately under the guise of an "Obedience Training" method called Kraak. I'm not sure how they pronounce it over there but I am positive that Kraak is the sound that bones make when you are torturing your elephant...for being a terrorist.
Nearly 2,300 civilians have been killed in this ongoing war between India and her Elephants. Only an estimated 700 elephants have died during the same period, to which the supreme commander of all Indian Elephant forces, Brosif Stalen commented "Sick."
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