Conservatives bare all in nude political discussion.
Clairvoyant junkie prefers moral high ground.
Renown tough guy let's wife violently peg him to prove his toughness once and for all.
Arrogant dish washer humiliated by the superior cleaning of a dish washing machine.
Big mouth cross dresser popular at the opera.
Dependent man baby looking for a wife to permanently role play as his mother.
Naive cunt looking for a sap to spill in her tree. Also, to pay for everything.
Deranged taxi driver willing to risk death to get you to your routine check-up on time.
Eccentric artist never practices, produces or improves. She does do drugs, owe 60k in student loans and hates the white man more than the grandparents of today's Native Americans.
One idealistic engineer believes that his city plans will prevent traffic jams, even in the event of a terrorist attack.
Illiterate president elected to king of rock and fire after decades of threatening nuclear war.
This bit of writing has more dark jokes than a lot of the other posts I've been doing. I'm not sure what makes me what to write dark jokes on one day versus another. The day of this writing was beautiful and I was really excited about a gluten free strawberry protein mix I was trying out. Fucking phenomenal. The protein mixes with the gluten in them are so damn thick it's like trying to drink chocolate gravy out of a water bottle. Disgusting. Anyway, hope these dark jokes got you a couple laughs and I'll see you on the next one, cheers!
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