Bloomberg bows out of Presidential campaign to become ballerina. Cites an unyielding love of and desire to have sore feet.
I watched a short documentary on gambling addiction. The example they used was a guy who put himself through college with his blackjack winnings. That's not a gambling addict, that's a gambling expert. I'd buy his PDF manual for how to make a fortune at blackjack. Dude probably only did the documentary as marketing for his supreme level of skill.
There is a way to write that last entry as a short joke, but I don't know what it is.
Completing simple tasks with a computer simplifies your life. Attempting to master complex computer tasks inevitably leads you to the edge of an 11 story balcony.
If you are a semi pro gambler in your 40's and the head cook at Waffle House then you are a gambling addict.
Lying politician claims he was steadfast in denying the advances of the prostitute he later had killed via cash payment. Unfortunately, it was his role playing wife in disguise. "She was really good at that..." He later commented.
Elizabeth Warren ends her presidential bid and admits that running for president of the United States is really more of a hobby.
I'm going to call this post 8 jokes about blah blah blah, I don't know yet. There weren't as many dark jokes in this post. I consider gambling addiction to be pretty good grounds for dark jokes to be made. But there wasn't anything super extreme on my mind. That's really the driving force behind a good dark joke I think. Maybe not, I don't know. One of my favorite jokes that I've ever written is "BDSM chef prefers cream whipped." I had that flash into my mind as I was waking up one morning. I think that's the only time that has happened.
The joke about Bloomberg is nothing personal, I couldn't give a fuck less who runs the government. That kind of joke falls into the category of madcap. It's silliness on the level of Bugs Bunny and the three stooges type stuff. In other words, it's awesome. Plus, I'd say that joke falls into the irony category too because a tough, successful business man and politician would never be a ballerina at any point of his life. Same goes for a female at the same success level. Ballet is a pursuit so involving that you can't really accomplish anything else while you're doing it. Maybe not everyone knows that aspect of the joke but oh well. Thanks for reading and I'll see you on the next one, cheers!
Elizabeth Warren ends her presidential bid and admits that running for president of the United States is really more of a hobby.
I'm going to call this post 8 jokes about blah blah blah, I don't know yet. There weren't as many dark jokes in this post. I consider gambling addiction to be pretty good grounds for dark jokes to be made. But there wasn't anything super extreme on my mind. That's really the driving force behind a good dark joke I think. Maybe not, I don't know. One of my favorite jokes that I've ever written is "BDSM chef prefers cream whipped." I had that flash into my mind as I was waking up one morning. I think that's the only time that has happened.
The joke about Bloomberg is nothing personal, I couldn't give a fuck less who runs the government. That kind of joke falls into the category of madcap. It's silliness on the level of Bugs Bunny and the three stooges type stuff. In other words, it's awesome. Plus, I'd say that joke falls into the irony category too because a tough, successful business man and politician would never be a ballerina at any point of his life. Same goes for a female at the same success level. Ballet is a pursuit so involving that you can't really accomplish anything else while you're doing it. Maybe not everyone knows that aspect of the joke but oh well. Thanks for reading and I'll see you on the next one, cheers!
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