Technology is reliable when you don't need it to work. Kind of like your dad.
Absent-minded skeleton still looking for his brain.
Woman with the most sore hands in the world addicted to responding to spam emails.
Callous nurse no longer handing out suckers for being a big boy. Doesn't add up because I'm a way bigger boy than the last time I got a sucker at the doctor's office.
Mindfulness- Wasting time in the name of good health.
Prisoner ready to break up with chains, finds them too clingy.
Gruff stoner chick proud of her hairy pits, finding little success on Tinder.
Proud arsonist takes too many smoke breaks.
Hedonistic monk found eating a protein bar and drinking a juice box during meditation hour.
This here is your short jokes for the day baby. That is unless I decide to do something extra on this day, something unplanned and unforeseen. Maybe I'll post 222 jokes about short people. Or, I might release the long awaited 712 jokes about being tall. NO.WAIT. I'll release my 10,023 knock-knock jokes for the elderly list! Actually, none of that exists and I'll be honest with you, that'd probably kill me to write that many jokes about dumb shit.
You already know we do short jokes, dark jokes and dark humor up in this bitch. Tell me a darker joke than the one on here about Nurses who don't reward you for being a big boy? I just went to the doctor a while back and not only did the nurse and doc have no new jokes for me, they didn't give suckers or kites. It's a travesty honestly. See you on the next one, cheers!
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