I'll level with you, I've never really enjoyed Facebook. Nowadays I use it exclusively for Search Engine Optimization purposes. I didn't enjoy it back when I first started using it in my early teens and I probably never will enjoy it. It just sucks. Tards that I knew in high school use the platform to advertise the pyramid scheme that they are currently helping out with.
I've even been one of those tards back in the day when I tried to supplement my income by selling Herbalife shit. But I was 19 and off my fucking nut. It's more understandable given those circumstances. These folks I read for about 2 minutes each day are in their 30's and 40's. People that I might have looked up to back in the day. These folks aren't doing shit with their life. They aren't chasing a dream or doing something that means something. They are just regular fucking people contributing nothing and that really kind of just tires me out.
The most sure fire way to quickly prove that you're a basic bitch online is to share some emotional, redemption story bullshit post that is 8,000 words of absolutely nothing worth reading. Because it's all made up and exists to market some fucking product. They are appealing to your emotions. If those things ask for donations then they are almost certainly scams. I don't know that for sure but you should take some serious considerations as to what you donate to online. I pretty much only donate to Wikipedia and that's only when they ask me once per year.
But yeah you're definitely a basic bitch and proud of it if you share one of those "guilt you into paying for something" posts. Most of the time when you try to make the world a better place in a large sweeping kind of way, you make the world worse. Look at welfare, it's a cancer on the people who really do need help. It's considered to be help, but it doesn't help. This is why I don't focus on saving the world from my keyboard. I save my money and work hard so that if I can do some good, I'll be able to.
This is the way that you can assist people, being available to help others that are around you. Don't think for one second that retweeting or clogging everyone's feed with your bullshit posts about mental health and poverty actually helps anyone. Most of the cunts, be they male or female that post about the tragedy of mental health issues would never listen to someone struggling so that they may feel a bit better. They share that bullshit online so that someone will see them sharing it and think "Wow, what a great person that is. I'm so glad for our brief acquaintance. Otherwise I might never have seen this moving post of total fucking bullshit."
In short, don't be a basic bitch online, help people that are around you when you can. Face to fucking face, not at your keyboard with a hoodie and yoga pants on and a half gone jug of fucking barefoot chardonnay. For the same price you could have drank a bottle of Martini and Rossi bubbly you fucking basic bitch.
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