So scientists have found that if they implant some new science shit in the brains of mice with brain damage, the new science shit will grow the brain back to being healthy. They think that this will one day help humans to recover from brain injuries. I just wanna know, who is giving the mice brain damage? Is there a guy in a lab room that knows just how hard he has to stomp in order to damage the brains but not kill the mice? If so, that guy does not discuss his career on first dates or on any dates. How do you break that to your woman? "Sweetheart, I'm a mouse stomper."
Click here to check it out: https://www.upi.com/Health_News/2019/11/20/Animal-study-shows-promise-for-traumatic-brain-injury-treatment/1101574274880/
Shot Glass Thoughts: World Peace and Energy For Everyone Solved
So Putin, the god of Russia or whatever thinks that eliminating the usage of gas would put humanity into caves. He thinks that if we had no nuclear energy, gas and fossil fuels in general then we would all just have to live in caves again... Well he's right. I mean most alternative energy makes only enough energy to barely be worth setting up in the first place. What we should really be doing is putting a nuclear reactor in every country on the planet. That way none of us can ever bombed. The explosion of a nuclear reactor would destroy the whole world. So there you go. World peace and energy for everyone solved in one blog post.
Comedy Story: The Kneeling Quarterbacks
Colin Kaepernick is a guy that makes the NFL cringe. He had a ton of athletic ability and the skills to lead a team to the super bowl...one time. Ever after that he has pretty much stunk. He got benched and then started kneeling for...cop killers and the rest is history. Oh wait, I think I might've gotten wrong.
Actually his protest shined the spotlight on police brutality and hopefully will result in some positive social change. Anyway, the media wants so badly to have him around to talk about again that I would move that they have conspired to create his audition for NFL teams, engineered his workouts, fed him and provided him with in depth espionage of all NFL strategies so that he would have a bargaining chip to get himself signed again, if his skills on the field weren't enough.
He worked out and now 2 teams as of my writing this are apparently interested. One where the owner doesn't give a fuck about how things look, which would be a real positive for Kaepernick. The other is a team that is trying to make it to the Super Bowl but they don't have a good enough quarterback. Well K was able to get a tremendous 49er team to the big game, but that was when he was still very much in the game. There could be a good deal of rust on those already questionable skills.
But I am in favor of a team signing Kaepernick and if they do, I want them to sign Tim Tebow too. I Want all three quarterbacks on the field at the same time. The qb that they have now, Tebow and Kaepernick. Both Kaepernick and Tebow could run, throw and probably catch. So just think about all the misdirection you could accomplish on offense. You could call it the hydra setup. Plus the media coverage and revenue from attendance would be astronomical. Whatever teams there are out there that want to take of the league, just give it a shot. I'm telling you that is the football team that we all want to see.
Actually his protest shined the spotlight on police brutality and hopefully will result in some positive social change. Anyway, the media wants so badly to have him around to talk about again that I would move that they have conspired to create his audition for NFL teams, engineered his workouts, fed him and provided him with in depth espionage of all NFL strategies so that he would have a bargaining chip to get himself signed again, if his skills on the field weren't enough.
He worked out and now 2 teams as of my writing this are apparently interested. One where the owner doesn't give a fuck about how things look, which would be a real positive for Kaepernick. The other is a team that is trying to make it to the Super Bowl but they don't have a good enough quarterback. Well K was able to get a tremendous 49er team to the big game, but that was when he was still very much in the game. There could be a good deal of rust on those already questionable skills.
But I am in favor of a team signing Kaepernick and if they do, I want them to sign Tim Tebow too. I Want all three quarterbacks on the field at the same time. The qb that they have now, Tebow and Kaepernick. Both Kaepernick and Tebow could run, throw and probably catch. So just think about all the misdirection you could accomplish on offense. You could call it the hydra setup. Plus the media coverage and revenue from attendance would be astronomical. Whatever teams there are out there that want to take of the league, just give it a shot. I'm telling you that is the football team that we all want to see.
Short Funny Story: Independent Kids, Uninterested Parents
A couple in Laredo Texas weren't paying attention when their toddler drowned in the bathtub. I think if you are the kind of people that think that a toddler can safely bath himself, then you must also believe we have secret lizard people aliens running the government. I say all that to say, you are fucking crazy.
Toddlers cannot be trusted to eat soft foods unsupervised. Kids that young cannot safely play with toys on their own. Even though it's fun to play with, you might have a kid that wants to know what it would be like to eat his favorite action figure. Bada bing bada boom you have a trip to the emergency room on your hands.
When the couple found that the kid was dead they decided to dissolve his remains in a rubber tub full of acid for later disposal. I tell ya, back when I was that age I thought time out and spankings were pretty bad. Never knew that dissolving in a vat of acid was a possibility. Anyway the dad ratted out the mom and the OTHER 4 KIDS have been taken to child services. How the fuck did these incompetent fucks manage to keep 4 other kids alive? The article said that the other 4 kids are ages 1 to 11 but that doesn't mean that they don't all have careers already. If your parents are as uninvolved as these parents were then you are probably a really independent kid. The oldest is probably a tax preparer and a damn good one too.
Short Funny Story: Pretty Much the Greatest Job Ever
There is a company out there in the world today that wants to pay people 3000 dollars a month to smoke and review marijuana. This is the type of good news that should eradicate the perspective of the atheist. For if such a job can exist, then there must really be a God.
All you have to do is smoke, eat edibles and then critique and blog about what the experience was like. This is the sort of thing that plenty of stoners have been doing all their life anyway. So the level of expertise in this field is going to be top tier in no time.
The only downside is that you have to live somewhere where weed is legal in order to work for these folks. But if you don't live somewhere where it is legal, then you are certainly living somewhere where you can get weed...sketchily. So go out on the town and risk your life by conversing with all manner of creepy, dark weirdos and find yourself an armed street merchant who will hook you up. He'll also fucking kill you if you double cross him...but those are just his words, not mine. Then take your weed home and try it out, do all the stuff that the job wants you to do, then when you move to a place where it's legal, you'll already have a portfolio. Easy Peasy
Click here to check the website out: https://americanmarijuana.org/cannabis-dream-job/
All you have to do is smoke, eat edibles and then critique and blog about what the experience was like. This is the sort of thing that plenty of stoners have been doing all their life anyway. So the level of expertise in this field is going to be top tier in no time.
The only downside is that you have to live somewhere where weed is legal in order to work for these folks. But if you don't live somewhere where it is legal, then you are certainly living somewhere where you can get weed...sketchily. So go out on the town and risk your life by conversing with all manner of creepy, dark weirdos and find yourself an armed street merchant who will hook you up. He'll also fucking kill you if you double cross him...but those are just his words, not mine. Then take your weed home and try it out, do all the stuff that the job wants you to do, then when you move to a place where it's legal, you'll already have a portfolio. Easy Peasy
Click here to check the website out: https://americanmarijuana.org/cannabis-dream-job/
Shot Glass Thought: Australian Scientists Saving the World
Australian scientists have found a more efficient and effective way to turn plastic trash into reusable fuel. I have already tried running my car on melted milk jugs. I will admit that I probably left out some of the more important steps in the process. But I fully support the project and hope that it comes to America and all over the world. These are the kind of people that I want to become billionaires. If you prolong the exist of a healthy Earth...then you get to be a billionaire. That should be our planet wide incentive for inventors and scientists.
Shot Glass Thought: One More Reason
Recently, Syracuse University has had a bunch of racist shit going down. There has been racist graffiti all over the place and apparently a white supremacist manifesto has been distributed in secret all about the campus. This is just one more reason why you should never..ever.. go to college. Nowadays the most ignorance and evil you can find among young people is there! So just join your local gang, Bloods, Crips, or MS-13 and make a difference in your community instead.
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