Comedy Story: The Kneeling Quarterbacks

Colin Kaepernick is a guy that makes the NFL cringe. He had a ton of athletic ability and the skills to lead a team to the super bowl...one time. Ever after that he has pretty much stunk. He got benched and then started kneeling for...cop killers and the rest is history. Oh wait, I think I might've gotten wrong.

Actually his protest shined the spotlight on police brutality and hopefully will result in some positive social change. Anyway, the media wants so badly to have him around to talk about again that I would move that they have conspired to create his audition for NFL teams, engineered his workouts, fed him and provided him with in depth espionage of all NFL strategies so that he would have a bargaining chip to get himself signed again, if his skills on the field weren't enough.

He worked out and now 2 teams as of my writing this are apparently interested. One where the owner doesn't give a fuck about how things look, which would be a real positive for Kaepernick. The other is a team that is trying to make it to the Super Bowl but they don't have a good enough quarterback. Well K was able to get a tremendous 49er team to the big game, but that was when he was still very much in the game. There could be a good deal of rust on those already questionable skills.

But I am in favor of a team signing Kaepernick and if they do, I want them to sign Tim Tebow too. I Want all three quarterbacks on the field at the same time. The qb that they have now, Tebow and Kaepernick. Both Kaepernick and Tebow could run, throw and probably catch. So just think about all the misdirection you could accomplish on offense. You could call it the hydra setup. Plus the media coverage and revenue from attendance would be astronomical. Whatever teams there are out there that want to take of the league, just give it a shot. I'm telling you that is the football team that we all want to see.


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