If two men are both 30 years old and of similar appearance, then the distinguishing factors in evaluating who they are fall on what they do. If one of them is a pocket knife connoisseur and the other one plays with a toy katana at anime conventions, then we know which one of them is autistic. But we also know that one of them is incredibly boring, where as the autistic fella will entertain us with all manner of abstractions and interesting quirks. Hopefully the samurai makes a great living programming apps for cell phones or something like that. It seems like with that character type they are either billionaire or totally broke. The knife collector could be a history teacher or construction worker. But definitely no potential for billionaire. So for all the gold digging whores out there, don't judge a cock by it's cover.
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Shot Glass Thought: Don't Wanna Meet Advanced Aliens
Going to space would be a life altering, amazing and formative experience. It would humble me with the scope and scale of the world that we live in. Leaving my planet for any amount of time would be a truly awe inspiring experience. I just need to know, why do people want to go to Mars? I would only want to land on another planet if we already knew that there were aliens there. Not superior to us aliens either, I don't want to get my mind read and my life judged by some extra terrestrial right before I'm vaporized. "So what if I made a life of Cheetos, pizza bites, porn and jokes? What's it to you? Yeah you probably didn't do all the work to make your civilization so powerful and advanced. What did you build the whole thing by yourself?" Jackass aliens.
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Movie Reviews: The Heretics (2017)
This is a really entertaining movie. In a sea of crappy, uninteresting horror movies, this is a pretty fun one. There is a really obsessive and important to the plot character in this movie. Kind of reminded me of myself when I went about searching the internet for every bit of information I could find on a girl that I spoke with for about 12 minutes once. What's that you say? This isn't my fucking diary and you want me to keep that shit to myself? Well whatever.
I think the lead character should have shown a bit more emotion, she seemed pretty dry. The range she demonstrated versus a character like Jack Torrance from The Shining is like comparing a pencil sharpener to a machete. So it's a bit of a let down in that department. I watch The Shining at least once a week and sometimes more. So yes, I do compare everything to it.
The movie is not a landmark success in all the filming universe, but it is a good deal of fun. It's basically what I would imagine going on a walk in the woods and then stumbling onto a cult of alien worshipers would be like. I'm still hoping and holding out for that experience. I still live in the mountains so there is a chance.
I'm just now realizing that I'm not really sure what makes a movie not a classic, so I don't really know why this one is not. I guess the acting and plot and blah blah blah who cares. If I really understood all that stuff then I'd be that dork at the gym that wants to teach you his diet. This guy is not even in better shape than I am. Okay maybe a little better shape, but I still don't want to give up my unhealthy lifestyle so that I can look marginally better.
I felt excitement at different points in the movie. The movie doesn't waste it's violence either, every kill has some kind of weight to it and seems at least purposeful. There was one really good scare in the movie. But it gets washed away by being a dumb dream sequence. That doesn't ruin the experience by any means. I wouldn't condemn all tap water just because I nearly choke to death on it once per week.
The demon character looked really cool, the movie was intense and had that one pretty good scare. Watch it for that and not for subtext or meaning or something like that. Think of this movie as beer. If you are the kind of guy that sniffs his beer before you try it, then this movie is probably not for you. But if you're a bud and bud lite guzzler, you'll enjoy yourself with this movie.
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I think the lead character should have shown a bit more emotion, she seemed pretty dry. The range she demonstrated versus a character like Jack Torrance from The Shining is like comparing a pencil sharpener to a machete. So it's a bit of a let down in that department. I watch The Shining at least once a week and sometimes more. So yes, I do compare everything to it.
The movie is not a landmark success in all the filming universe, but it is a good deal of fun. It's basically what I would imagine going on a walk in the woods and then stumbling onto a cult of alien worshipers would be like. I'm still hoping and holding out for that experience. I still live in the mountains so there is a chance.
I'm just now realizing that I'm not really sure what makes a movie not a classic, so I don't really know why this one is not. I guess the acting and plot and blah blah blah who cares. If I really understood all that stuff then I'd be that dork at the gym that wants to teach you his diet. This guy is not even in better shape than I am. Okay maybe a little better shape, but I still don't want to give up my unhealthy lifestyle so that I can look marginally better.
I felt excitement at different points in the movie. The movie doesn't waste it's violence either, every kill has some kind of weight to it and seems at least purposeful. There was one really good scare in the movie. But it gets washed away by being a dumb dream sequence. That doesn't ruin the experience by any means. I wouldn't condemn all tap water just because I nearly choke to death on it once per week.
The demon character looked really cool, the movie was intense and had that one pretty good scare. Watch it for that and not for subtext or meaning or something like that. Think of this movie as beer. If you are the kind of guy that sniffs his beer before you try it, then this movie is probably not for you. But if you're a bud and bud lite guzzler, you'll enjoy yourself with this movie.
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Video Game Reviews: Brothers in Arms Double Time Wii (2008)
This is a collection of two Brothers in Arms games that are adapted to the Wii. But neither one of them are adapted to fun. It's games like these that make me think that I should be spending my money on a used car on Facebook yard sales instead.
The beginning and end of these two games for me, is boredom. This is one of the most cardinal of video game sins. The other being that a game is unplayable. That is the one thing that you can't forgive of a video game. Not that I beat either game. Couldn't bring myself to play more than 4 hours total of both games. Maybe that will piss someone off that I didn't give them a fair shot, but if you don't grab my attention before the 4 hour mark in literally anything, then I'm out.
The box says that the games are based on a true story, but that really doesn't matter. What you have here is a couple of story driven, ww2, squad based games. That would be perfectly okay with me if there was tons of raw shooting and action and every scene made my toes grip the inside of my shoes even harder, but it doesn't play out like that. It's just uninteresting and archaic feeling. I don't play video games to learn about history, I play them for fun. If someone recommends you this game, it's because they are sadists and probably work as student loan officers because they are obsessed with authority but aren't fit enough to be a cop.
Now I am the guy that said that he had fun playing Far Cry: Vengeance. So take this and all my reviews for what they are worth. But these two games just are not fun. I am obsessing over that quality because that's all a game should be, fun. I am aware that I am obsessed with finding real love, while still employing Tinder as my primary means for meeting women. I'm complex, what can I say?
I wish that I cared about the story and characters in this game. But I don't and maybe that's something that I should think about. All the games that have less story to deal with that I've played recently have been my favorites. I've seen more interesting twitter feuds than the story of these games and way more action in Pokemon battles. If you can't make your all out war game more gripping than Pidgey vs Pikachu then you have a problem.
I've saved the important details for evaluating a game for the last paragraph because I'm cheeky like that. The action is slow paced, the gameplay is archaic and the sound is weak. If you're totally obsessed with WW2 stuff then give this game a shot, it is cheap. But keep your expectations low. I could only see myself ever playing this again on accident. Like someone tricked me into playing it by telling me that it was something else.
The beginning and end of these two games for me, is boredom. This is one of the most cardinal of video game sins. The other being that a game is unplayable. That is the one thing that you can't forgive of a video game. Not that I beat either game. Couldn't bring myself to play more than 4 hours total of both games. Maybe that will piss someone off that I didn't give them a fair shot, but if you don't grab my attention before the 4 hour mark in literally anything, then I'm out.
The box says that the games are based on a true story, but that really doesn't matter. What you have here is a couple of story driven, ww2, squad based games. That would be perfectly okay with me if there was tons of raw shooting and action and every scene made my toes grip the inside of my shoes even harder, but it doesn't play out like that. It's just uninteresting and archaic feeling. I don't play video games to learn about history, I play them for fun. If someone recommends you this game, it's because they are sadists and probably work as student loan officers because they are obsessed with authority but aren't fit enough to be a cop.
Now I am the guy that said that he had fun playing Far Cry: Vengeance. So take this and all my reviews for what they are worth. But these two games just are not fun. I am obsessing over that quality because that's all a game should be, fun. I am aware that I am obsessed with finding real love, while still employing Tinder as my primary means for meeting women. I'm complex, what can I say?
I wish that I cared about the story and characters in this game. But I don't and maybe that's something that I should think about. All the games that have less story to deal with that I've played recently have been my favorites. I've seen more interesting twitter feuds than the story of these games and way more action in Pokemon battles. If you can't make your all out war game more gripping than Pidgey vs Pikachu then you have a problem.
I've saved the important details for evaluating a game for the last paragraph because I'm cheeky like that. The action is slow paced, the gameplay is archaic and the sound is weak. If you're totally obsessed with WW2 stuff then give this game a shot, it is cheap. But keep your expectations low. I could only see myself ever playing this again on accident. Like someone tricked me into playing it by telling me that it was something else.
Comedy Story: You Don't Get Sculpture
A lot of people think they understand sculpture or the arts in general. But if you really boil it down, almost nobody does. The page that I'm going to link to at the bottom of this post will create reactions in people that will vary mostly from "What a waste of tax payer dollars" to "What does all this weird shit mean?". Another favorite of wannabe art critics is to point out that the sculpture of today looks nothing like the stuff that they studied in their one mandatory art history class. You might think that learning about art is as simple as "This one here is purty, this'n over here ain't too purty and I think they said it was about vaginas or something."
Diving into the world of art is like going through puberty a second time, only just mentally this time. You'll experience so many things that you thought were impossible and the world will have a vivacity to it that you never knew it could have. But you will still hate things about it and run into a ton of frustration. For me that frustration was the constant awkward boners. Had that problem in art class and puberty. Hmmm...anyway.
Diving into the world of art is like going through puberty a second time, only just mentally this time. You'll experience so many things that you thought were impossible and the world will have a vivacity to it that you never knew it could have. But you will still hate things about it and run into a ton of frustration. For me that frustration was the constant awkward boners. Had that problem in art class and puberty. Hmmm...anyway.
Everyone is allowed to have an opinion on the arts, even though it's a subject much too deep for most to even have an ice cube's chance in hell at fully grasping. Yes please do inform the artists of how decayed and worthless their life's work is in comparison to things that you don't fully understand. Michelangelo's David is more than just really realistic. There were thousands of choices to be made by the artist when bringing that piece into existence. The realism was the measure of skill from that day, not the end all be all standard for every sculpture there after. Let's try to appreciate the artists of our own day, a day when you can be mugged walking out of a Pizza Hut. They are trying to beautify and speak to the human experience in a world such as this. It was no easier in the old days, but that doesn't make it any less depressing.
You can study art history, make and sell your own art and curate a museum and still not have a total understanding of the art world. Sculpture by itself is plenty complex enough, as most people when they look at sculpture today will only say "That looks weird man." I get as uncomfortable listening to people rant about the state of art today as I did when Allegiant airlines flew me over the sea for a bit. Planes are supposed to have turbulence, but on there I felt like I would be soon feeling the motion of the ocean. But probably only the cataclysm of the crash.
The truth is, weird is the reaction of the uniformed. I don't know anything about being a woman, so when they complain about "woman only" issues at work I just tune out. Because my dick doesn't bleed and my stomach doesn't carry human beings. It barely carries what I've just ate if I have to listen to very much "woman only" talk.
Sculpture has moved passed the days of Michelangelo. Sure, he will always be the definitive sculptor. But is it really rational for all sculptors from now until infinity to just try and replicate his work? When you say that the art of today is not as good as yester year, you're saying that you want to witness a lifetime of cheap imitations. This is a world where you can buy anything anywhere. You can purchase pineapples probably by the thousands on Ebay. The art of the day should reflect that oddity in some way.
Cities should spend more money on sculptures, ambitious and inspiring projects that would beautify the cities and symbolize the power and culture of the city. All of that new work should be new work, creations that tell the story of who we were at that time. We don't want to tell the story of Renaissance Italy in Birmingham Alabama.
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Shot Glass Thoughts: Shopping, Full of Distractions
Sometimes you have to go shopping, it's a fact of life. I can't grow a garden that would support me at all. I am capable of growing no successful gardens, but certainly not in my studio apartment. So I have to go shopping in order to keep stocked on everything that I use. My only real problem with shopping is that I never know when to go. I hate crowded busy people. Why the fuck are you in such a rush to buy mozzarella sticks, habenero peppers and two gallons of soy milk? Slow the fuck down and chill the fuck out.
But shopping in America, the only place I've ever shopped, is at least somewhat interesting for someone as easily distracted as me. I am the guy that might stop at the store and tell the other people in the car "I just gotta go grab some chicken, I'll make it quick." Then 37 minutes and 5 missed calls later I come back outside with chicken, a world war 2 simulator and tacky window blinds. I'll be thinking that the people in the car will be very impressed with the irony of my tacky blinds when actually they suffocated from the heat in the car.
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But shopping in America, the only place I've ever shopped, is at least somewhat interesting for someone as easily distracted as me. I am the guy that might stop at the store and tell the other people in the car "I just gotta go grab some chicken, I'll make it quick." Then 37 minutes and 5 missed calls later I come back outside with chicken, a world war 2 simulator and tacky window blinds. I'll be thinking that the people in the car will be very impressed with the irony of my tacky blinds when actually they suffocated from the heat in the car.
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Shot Glass Thoughts: BK, Not a Fan
Burger King is unfortunately a place that has employees. Without employees, the place couldn't exist, and that would be better for everyone. Finding that a town has a BK is like going to the edge of the galaxy and finding a previously unknown Earthlike planet. But when you check the place out, the inhabitants are having a nuclear war. Burger King is nuclear war!
Working at BK is the last option for everyone that is working there. It's the sort of soulless crap that people have to do to get by. When a job exists and it isn't anyone's dream job, then it's some awful shit. I'd rather write ten thousand pages of engineering notes while programming the operating system for the first quantum computer than to go back inside and smell the misery of a BK. To demonstrate my math competency, allow me to tell you that I usually wrote poetry in all my math classes in school, but only when I wasn't falling asleep.
I knew a guy that was so ashamed of his time at BK that he was embarrassed to meet with his friends. Okay yeah that guy was me. I would feel more comfortable in a dark room full of lit candles and chanting weirdos than I would in the inside of a BK. After all, I've been to church all my life.
That being said, I'll probably have a few more Bacon Kings before the end of my days. I am perfectly capable of making them for myself, but the assembly process is so filled with bad decisions that it's hard to commit to making one. Anyway, this is a new kind of content I'll be doing. Shot glass sized thoughts, where I do a quick take on something. Let me know if you like it, I'll probably keep doing it either way.
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Working at BK is the last option for everyone that is working there. It's the sort of soulless crap that people have to do to get by. When a job exists and it isn't anyone's dream job, then it's some awful shit. I'd rather write ten thousand pages of engineering notes while programming the operating system for the first quantum computer than to go back inside and smell the misery of a BK. To demonstrate my math competency, allow me to tell you that I usually wrote poetry in all my math classes in school, but only when I wasn't falling asleep.
I knew a guy that was so ashamed of his time at BK that he was embarrassed to meet with his friends. Okay yeah that guy was me. I would feel more comfortable in a dark room full of lit candles and chanting weirdos than I would in the inside of a BK. After all, I've been to church all my life.
That being said, I'll probably have a few more Bacon Kings before the end of my days. I am perfectly capable of making them for myself, but the assembly process is so filled with bad decisions that it's hard to commit to making one. Anyway, this is a new kind of content I'll be doing. Shot glass sized thoughts, where I do a quick take on something. Let me know if you like it, I'll probably keep doing it either way.
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