Shot Glass Thought: Pot in Detroit

The city of Detroit needs legal recreational marijuana. But not just a little, they need enough to help them forget that they live in Detroit. All of the pot that the city confiscated over the years should be sold back to the people that want it. That is the true hustle, when you can legally steal and sell illegal shit for profit. "Oh it's legal now because we make the rules bitch, now where my money at??" -City of Detroit.

Shot Glass Thought: Dreams Prepare You

Scientists have found out that nightmares help to prepare us for real life horrors. But I have yet to encounter a giant pair of sentient teeth trying to chomp me to bits inside of my grandpa's barn.

Original story right here: https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/brain-scans-show-our-bad-dreams-might-actually-help-us-face-fears-in-real-life/ar-BBXAvna

Short Funny Story: Troubling Myanmar

Myanmar has had to form a legal team in order to defend itself against accusations of mass rape, mass murder and systematic torturing. Myanmar seems to be going a long way to avoid being called...liberal.

I want to point out that the population of Myanmar is overwhelmingly Buddhist. So to all the Buddhists in Asheville, NC which seems to be overwhelmingly Buddhist, stop acting like you are actual Buddhists. I think we both now know that the main tenets of Buddhism are meditation, enlightenment and wholesale slaughter. So if you're going to claim Buddhism, you better get to rapin' and killin'.

Short Funny Story: BPD, Not A Laughing Matter

Of all the mental illnesses that you might have, people with BPD are the most likely to have endured childhood trauma. It's kind of impossible nowadays to know what a trauma really is, because some people can be traumatized by the election of  a president. I would think the unsolicited grabbing of your pussy by a strange orange man might be traumatizing, but his election to run the country... not so much. 

Anyway, BPD sufferers out there can be more at ease with talking to a professional about their issues as recent scientific findings indicate that your psycho parents do not work at your shrink's office. But they might follow you there and wait for you in the parking lot. Even if they are dead. 

But seriously, get help because we all want to live well, have good relationships and beat homeless people senseless. 

Shot Glass Thoughts: Traumatic Brain Injury Recovery

So scientists have found that if they implant some new science shit in the brains of mice with brain damage, the new science shit will grow the brain back to being healthy. They think that this will one day help humans to recover from brain injuries. I just wanna know, who is giving the mice brain damage? Is there a guy in a lab room that knows just how hard he has to stomp in order to damage the brains but not kill the mice? If so, that guy does not discuss his career on first dates or on any dates. How do you break that to your woman? "Sweetheart, I'm a mouse stomper."

Click here to check it out: https://www.upi.com/Health_News/2019/11/20/Animal-study-shows-promise-for-traumatic-brain-injury-treatment/1101574274880/

Shot Glass Thoughts: World Peace and Energy For Everyone Solved

So Putin, the god of Russia or whatever thinks that eliminating the usage of gas would put humanity into caves. He thinks that if we had no nuclear energy, gas and fossil fuels in general then we would all just have to live in caves again... Well he's right. I mean most alternative energy makes only enough energy to barely be worth setting up in the first place. What we should really be doing is putting a nuclear reactor in every country on the planet. That way none of us can ever bombed. The explosion of a nuclear reactor would destroy the whole world. So there you go. World peace and energy for everyone solved in one blog post.

Comedy Story: The Kneeling Quarterbacks

Colin Kaepernick is a guy that makes the NFL cringe. He had a ton of athletic ability and the skills to lead a team to the super bowl...one time. Ever after that he has pretty much stunk. He got benched and then started kneeling for...cop killers and the rest is history. Oh wait, I think I might've gotten wrong.

Actually his protest shined the spotlight on police brutality and hopefully will result in some positive social change. Anyway, the media wants so badly to have him around to talk about again that I would move that they have conspired to create his audition for NFL teams, engineered his workouts, fed him and provided him with in depth espionage of all NFL strategies so that he would have a bargaining chip to get himself signed again, if his skills on the field weren't enough.

He worked out and now 2 teams as of my writing this are apparently interested. One where the owner doesn't give a fuck about how things look, which would be a real positive for Kaepernick. The other is a team that is trying to make it to the Super Bowl but they don't have a good enough quarterback. Well K was able to get a tremendous 49er team to the big game, but that was when he was still very much in the game. There could be a good deal of rust on those already questionable skills.

But I am in favor of a team signing Kaepernick and if they do, I want them to sign Tim Tebow too. I Want all three quarterbacks on the field at the same time. The qb that they have now, Tebow and Kaepernick. Both Kaepernick and Tebow could run, throw and probably catch. So just think about all the misdirection you could accomplish on offense. You could call it the hydra setup. Plus the media coverage and revenue from attendance would be astronomical. Whatever teams there are out there that want to take of the league, just give it a shot. I'm telling you that is the football team that we all want to see.