I wonder how many of the people that give romance advice actually get any. I think it's more likely that the people that give the most love advice are wanking/bullying the bean more than anyone else. They are trying to mask the inactivity by fronting like they are transcendent of normal human desires. "I don't need to share about all the sex that I'm not having because then people could verify that I don't know what I'm talking about."
Think about the value of some art degrees. You can spend 100,000 dollars on your art education and still only be able to make your living painting beach sceneries on 8x10 canvases. That's yard sale shit right there man. I'm glad I got out of art school. Idk why I was ever in it really, but it did help me to become a bartender and that's really all that matters. I can day drink for weeks on end with my skillset and if anyone asks about it I'll just say that I'm testing out a new recipe. If they see that it's just the same drinks over and over then I'll say that I'm experimenting with the measurements. So yeah... fuck an art degree.
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