Shot Glass Thought: Smiles That Wrinkle Your Eyes

I love a confident woman with a smile that wrinkles her eyes. I can't stand to just appreciate it from afar, I have to always say something. Something like "Wow, what a beautiful smile. You know the only genuine smile is one that wrinkles your eyes?" To which they reply "Ugh...what are you doing in my yard?....It's 3am dude, who are you?" I think it's unfortunate that they usually ignore me after that. After all, who else could appreciate them as much as I do? I am the one that pointed out how beautiful their smile is. Without me, they would not have received an honest compliment all month. Women never give honest compliments to one another, they only give compliments with thinly veiled sarcasm. Something like "I just love the way you eat. You're so liberated and eat whatever you want all the time. So inspirational."