Shot Glass Thought: The Sound of Typing

There is nothing better than the peckity peck of my fingers on keys. I don't want a fucking recording of it that lasts 9 hours on YouTube to help me fall asleep. You know what helps me fall asleep? Turning all the electronics off in my apartment. I want total darkness, a pill prescribed to me by my doctor and one last terrifying video about some real life murderer.   

Nothing makes me sleep like a baby quite like learning about yet another heinous, violent destructive person. There are more of those monsters out there. I like revisiting that truth right before I lay my mind and soul to rest. I don't know why but it really relaxes me. I guess if I am murdered by some sick fuck it won't be as scary as it normally would, because I've got all that midnight preparation for the moment. 

So why do people watch TV shows? I fucking hate TV, let alone shows. But I'm also the kind of guy that devotes an entire post to the sound of typing. The post isn't even really about the sound of typing though so it's almost entirely bullshit. But it did give me a chance to listen to the sound of typing again.