Joke writer who loves dark humor. I'm the sole author of this blog's dark jokes, short jokes and short stories. One post per day or more.
Shot Glass Thought: An Appreciation for Cooking
I have found that cooking can be intuition based for some people and purely the result of practice for others. For me, the result of cooking is going to sleep with an apartment that smells like it burnt to the ground. I close my eyes on those nights with a deeper, more profound appreciation for cooks as well. I haven't cooked in a while, mostly I've just been eating freezer pizza bites and drinking diet Sunkist in my apartment. Another of my favorites is the plane slice of bologna with no bread or condiment. I just love bologna on it's own. Sometimes I add a few drops of honey mustard to it. Food just doesn't mean much to me.
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