Shot Glass Thought: Getting Noticed

It's an awkward time any time that you lock eyes with someone in traffic that is clearly picking their nose. As an aside, if you're in public, someone is always watching. Never pick your nose anywhere in public. Somebody is going to see you for the nasty freak that you really are. But back to the locking of eyes during a weird moment in traffic. You have to ask yourself as the person that spots the picking, "Do I want to be a normal person?" If yes the just pretend like you didn't see it and look away. If your answer was, "Nah I think I'll be a total fucking freak!"Then you should writhe your body in feigned sexual bliss and mouth the words "ooohhh baby" over and over again. There's a good chance that they will be disturbed, but you did create a memorable experience for them. And you'll never be able to say that nobody has ever noticed you.