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Shot Glass Thought: More Than I Want to Think
Sometimes I want to try something more than I want to think. This applies to a lot of different things but today it applies to margaritas. I bought the tequila, sour mix and triple sec for my house margarita. The margarita that I have in my literal house, which is an apartment. I wanted to try it out so bad that I just decided to make a margarita as soon as I got home. Only problem was that it was 10:37am when I got home. So I had a margarita for breakfast today. Which means that the chicken "nibblers" as their packaging says got eaten in one sitting. I can't ever just not eat when I've had a drink. Plus drinking ups my appetite. So when I tell you that one breakfast margarita led to a 3 hour stretch of chicken nibbler....nibblering, that ain't no lie. I've also learned why my meds say not to take with alcohol. Because I feel like I made it to 26 years old without a day of sleep. Now all of a sudden I need to sleep enough to make up for all the lost time.
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